A Wacky Pack card from the 1970s, parodying a can of Kiwi Shoe Polish.
Thanks to UD, I know know it is also a real fruit.
Thanks to UD, I know know it is also a real fruit.
by Utz89 November 30, 2004
1. Someone who doesnt belong, and as such is most often seen by themselves or with a friend or two at most.
2. Me
2. Me
1. There's almost no outcasts at my high school; they're all rich Republicans and buy their friends.
2. I am an outcast and I don't care what you think.
2. I am an outcast and I don't care what you think.
by Utz89 November 12, 2004
1. (noun) Lame excuse given by CBS after showing a nasty saggy 50 year old tittie on TV. Nobody needed to see that. Nobody.
by Utz89 August 19, 2004
A very excellent band from King of Prussia, Pennsylvania, who arent afraid to be non-PC while singing about strippers and pr0n stars and such. There really is more to them, and those who have only heard "Bad Touch" are missing out on a lot of great music. Oh well, more for me.
Well I find it quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
-BloodHound Gang, Lapdance Song
When she grinds me against her will
A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
-BloodHound Gang, Lapdance Song
by Utz89 November 08, 2004
A very simple portable storage device. It's probably among the best choices for use on sneakernet because it's easy to write to and requires no special software. It's far faster to write to a floppy than to burn a CD, and it's kind of a waste to put a few documents on a CD. Plus you can edit files on a floppy without having to re-burn. They are slowly being replaced by USB drives, but they have at least a few years ahead before they are officially obsolete. Floppies are far more durable than most of those Linux geeks say they are, as long as you don't dip them in bleach or something. You can drag your keys all across the outside of a floppy and it'll still work fine. Try THAT with a CD. They hold 1.44 megabytes with standard formatting and are about 3.5 inches square.
Me: I need a box of floppies.
Linux geek: What are those?
Me: FLOPPIES! You know? The little squarish plastic things!?
Linux geek: Umm...
Me: Damnit! Am I the only one that still uses these things?
Linux geek: I bet you use Windows. Linux is better.
Me: Oh, kiss my ass.
Linux geek: What are those?
Me: FLOPPIES! You know? The little squarish plastic things!?
Linux geek: Umm...
Me: Damnit! Am I the only one that still uses these things?
Linux geek: I bet you use Windows. Linux is better.
Me: Oh, kiss my ass.
by Utz89 August 03, 2005
by Utz89 November 15, 2004
BBS is an acronym for Bulletin Board System, which were old timey computer networks. Each was privately owned, and you would dial in to connect. Once there you could share text files/warez/pics, or talk about random stuff with other people. The first one went up in 1978, and they reached their peak in 1996 with over 5000 systems in the USA alone. They were essentially killed off by the Internet. Today, there's about 75 free dial-up BBS's left in the USA. There are hundreds of Telnet-only ones, however they have a tendency to suck.
by Utz89 August 03, 2005