Definitions by User_87

Relashit visit

When you are forced to visit relatives and it is really shit ( it is borning and takes forever to get there)

Gotta go to scottland for Christmas, my 6th relashit visit this year!

Aunt Betty's house for Thanks Giving- what a relashit visit!

Relashit visit by User_87 December 22, 2014

Farp 

When you fart at a family party!

There was an awkward silence at the family party at the weekend so (insert name) shocked the mo fos by farping!

Farp by User_87 December 17, 2014

Lump Fish

Like a blob fish but lumpier
A fat lass with a bad haircut

Yo lump fish shake ya fat ass
Hey ya lump fish come going the conversation- don't be an oreo dory

Lump Fish by User_87 December 17, 2014

Monk fish 

An ugly mo fo who can't keep their gob shut!

Hey monk fish get a life!
Yo (insert name) ya wife's a monk fish she told me she was sleeping with another guy!

Monk fish by User_87 December 17, 2014

Oreo Dory 

A kid who just stares at you and your mates during conversation and is socially awkward
Or a small fish with huge eyes

Yo Oreo Dory join the conversation these mo fos don't like being watched
Ya girlfriend's an Oreo Dory- she is a blank canvas

Oreo Dory by User_87 December 16, 2014

Loo liver 

A person who keeps getting up to go to the toilet for no reason
Someone who goes to the toilet all the time

Go on loo liver you might as well use the bog
You are such a loo liver- I think you are in love with it

Loo liver by User_87 December 16, 2014

Chavalanche 

Dat mob of chavs that come towards you
A group of thugs or chavs- often running at a high speed

Dat manky club-it's a chavalanche in there!
Teen mo fos are coming, run for da lives it's a chavalanche!

Chavalanche by User_87 December 14, 2014