low and loose

A circumcision in which the scar is close to the glans and little skin is excised
His circumcision is so low and loose you'd think he wasn't circumcised at all.
by urbanboi April 23, 2009
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bare bellend

A circumcised penis
A bellend without a foreskin
His bare bellend is an enormous mushroom
The ladies love a clean bare bellend
He was just circumcised so now sports a bare bellend
by Urbanboi March 20, 2022
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neat and complete

A style of circumcision when the whole foreskin is removed as well as the frenulum, leaving a glans standing proud on the end of the shaft. Preferred by many.
It was easy blowing him as he was cut neat and complete.
He squealed when I tounged his neat and complete g-spot!
His circumcision was neat and complete, a smooth scar all round his cock.
by urbanboi July 07, 2009
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ghetto a/c

a bucket of ice from the store in front of a bad-ass fan
The hottest day of the year - needed ice for the ghetto a/c as the regular a/c was off'd by Edison.
by urbanboi September 29, 2010
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fauxskin

The restored "foreskin" of a man circumcised at birth, acheived by stretching the shaft skin of the penis. Often quite convincing.
He hated being circumcised, now his fauxskin looks quite authentic.
by urbanboi April 21, 2009
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sliced

Yet another slang term for a circumcised penis.
He wasn't Jewish but he'd been sliced when he was a baby.
His cock was so nicely sliced that I couldn't stop myself!
by urbanboi July 07, 2009
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dystravaganza

An extravaganza that hurts. An event that is so over the top that it is mentally, and perhaps also physically, painful.
"Dancing with the stars" is a dystravaganza!
Some people are so full of themselves that every event is a dystravaganza.
by urbanboi September 18, 2009
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