ponysex

When a human female has sexual intercourse with a horse. Women who experience it say that a horse's dick is twice as large and lasts three times as long compared to that of a black man.
Catherine the Great did not die on the toilet seat. She was killed during the passionate act of ponysex. Must have been too good for her.
by urban legend July 02, 2003
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Zooted

To visit the zoo more frequently than the average human, and getting fucked up off the smell of animal poop.
Thee homie B-Rad is zooted off the Zebra shit.
by Urban legend August 03, 2017
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ginger monkey

an inquisitive, red-headed creature known to roam the land in search of a stressful situation in which he/she can cry about.
Look at Gould... he's such a ginger monkey
by Urban Legend June 17, 2008
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Nylah p

Nyla’s p has a boyfriend she is liked by many people people like her but she doesn’t like them back some people are afraid some have been rejected
Person : Nylah p has a boyfriend 😀
Me : I know 😭
by Urban legend March 14, 2022
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Jeremy Rodriguez

Jeremy is dating a girl that he’s scared to talk to and she likes a ginger but she currently in a relationship with Jeremy r and Jeremy r is jealous of this ginger head but there friends but still he feels betrayed but doesn’t want to let his friendship and his relationship get the best of him but if it does … he’ll leave both because of the pressure of feeling guilty of liking someone else and he still likes his ex but can’t face the fact that Jeremy Rodriguez can’t handle everything and just needs time think but he been through a lot like being blackmail but he’s happy to have his girlfriend Jeremy r doesn’t talk to his girlfriend because her friends are either forcing her or there ALWAYS WITH HER and he has a lot on his back with failing math
Jeremy Rodriguez is confused in life
by Urban legend April 28, 2022
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Dribbling Shit

Quite possibly Australian in origin. (appologies if its not)

Dribbling Shit, refers to a conversation where what one person is saying either makes no sense or is of little importance to anything.. (completely Irrelavant)
While talking on a first date:

Paul (dribbling shit): "..in each world obey all the usual conventional statistical laws predicted by the probabilistic Born interpretation, by showing that the Hilbert space's inner product or norm has a special property..."

Daniela (politely):"Stop dribbling shit"
by Urban Legend November 02, 2004
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Louis

Lowest common multiple is a bum that can’t eat or brush because he waste water because him and his family can’t afford rent and are pieces of shit that blackmail and fuck who every they want . There are perverts
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Louis don’t touch me
by Urban legend April 28, 2022
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