Urban legend's definitions

ten speed

a fictional piece of equipment commonly used as an alibi. used in situations in which if the truth were known it could be detrimental to the person trying to cover it up.

Person 1: Whoa dude what the hell happened to your face? I heard you got in a fight at the club last night!

Person 2: Nah man, I just wrecked my ten speed yesterday.

Unknown person 3: NO WAY!!! I wrecked my bike and had the exact same injury! WEIRD!!

by Urban Legend June 17, 2008

Louis

Lowest common multiple is a bum that can’t eat or brush because he waste water because him and his family can’t afford rent and are pieces of shit that blackmail and fuck who every they want . There are perverts

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Louis don’t touch me

by Urban legend April 28, 2022

fruit basket

When a naked man bends over, and puts his nuts and penis behind him, similar to a banana and two nuts in a basket, ie the fruit basket.

She wanted me to bend over and show her my fruit basket.

by urban legend March 27, 2003

nestle

(adj.) the act of wrapping one's foreskin around the tip of another male's penis.

Hey honey, do you think we could nestle tonight? Please?

by Urban Legend December 29, 2007

ske

1)A big headed boy.
2)A Ghanaian boy with an extremely BIG HEAD

" Ske walked in front of the projector and completely blocked the screen. It was similar to an eclipse"

by Urban Legend February 3, 2005

Ángel

A hot but stupid gay individual

You are such an Ángel

by Urban legend June 20, 2018

Zooted

To visit the zoo more frequently than the average human, and getting fucked up off the smell of animal poop.

Thee homie B-Rad is zooted off the Zebra shit.

by Urban legend August 3, 2017