Heavy Cumer

Male of the species that when completing sex, cums in such a large volume that there is a measurable weight shift among the two parties (or one party and a sock)

Terri: Was the first time sex with your new boyfriend amazing?
Anne: It was great, but he is such a "Heavy Cumer" that I put on almost two pounds and barely made it to the bathroom!

by Urban humor May 25, 2016

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Honk My Bobo

Term given to the act of oral sex in several southern states.

I went out with Carol last night and she said if she could order off the menu at The Sizzler ,she would Honk My Bobo. So no buffet last night!

by Urban humor September 17, 2017

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Turkey Tantrum

The explosive reaction when told 5 days after Thanksgiving that left over turkey will be served for dinner.

Husband: What’s for dinner Honey?
Wife: Turkey...we have enough for one more dinner
Husband: Are you fucking kidding? I’m sick and damn tired of that same fucking turkey!
Wife: stop your damn turkey tantrum or you make dinner!!

by Urban humor December 07, 2017

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Mexican Drano

Any Mexican meal that once ingested rockets through your stomach and out "unclogging the drain".

Lisa and I had dinner at Loco Mexico last night and the Mexican Drano hit the porcelain an hour later.

by Urban humor August 09, 2017

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Self-Deprecating Defacating

Lashing out at or making fun of your own Shit

Bruce: I took a shit last night that was so bad, the power grid went down for 30 minutes
Lisa: I believe you just engaged in some classic Self-Deprecating Defacating

by Urban humor May 23, 2019

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