Urban humor's definitions

Heavy Cumer

Male of the species that when completing sex, cums in such a large volume that there is a measurable weight shift among the two parties (or one party and a sock)

Terri: Was the first time sex with your new boyfriend amazing?
Anne: It was great, but he is such a "Heavy Cumer" that I put on almost two pounds and barely made it to the bathroom!

by Urban humor May 25, 2016

Priestophile

Priest that keeps having to move around because he is a pedophile.

Father Johnny has been transferred 15 times in the last two years. He is such a Priestophile!

by Urban humor February 28, 2020

Sexual Distancing

The excuse you are given when your significant other doesn’t want to have sex and has run out of all other excuses.

Him: How about we go to bed and get busy?
Her: We shouldn’t because the government issued a mandate on sexual distancing and I don’t want to run the risk of hurting you.
Him: That is total BS.

by Urban humor March 18, 2020

nasal grenade

When you flick a booger in to an unsuspecting group and everyone scatters.

We were eating dinner last night and I lobbed a nasal grenade in to the adjoining booth.

by Urban humor June 10, 2017

Doomer

A Baby Boomer that believes we are all doomed by the behavior of the following generations

Jake: Did you hear Mr. Jones say the world is going to implode in the next 20 years?
Zoey: He is such a freaking Doomer!

by Urban humor January 21, 2020

trumpis

A penis so small it's owner has to defend its' existence

Carol: I finally hooked up with Bob and he has a Trumpis.

Cindy: I'm sorry, did he try to tell you it was over an inch long?
Carol: yes, and then he said it was Bigly!

by Urban humor June 27, 2017

Hurricane Anal

When a hurricane passes by you on the coast, but circles back and comes in the back door.

Bob: Hurricane Matthew is a Cat 4 coming our way!
Tom: I know, but it's coming back for some Hurricane Anal as a 2!

by Urban humor October 6, 2016