Urban Legend's definitions

crestle

(v.) to cum in another man's foreskin and let it crust overnight.

I'm done with nestling, let's crestle tonight!

by Urban Legend June 10, 2008

fruit basket

When a naked man bends over, and puts his nuts and penis behind him, similar to a banana and two nuts in a basket, ie the fruit basket.

She wanted me to bend over and show her my fruit basket.

by urban legend March 27, 2003

ponysex

When a human female has sexual intercourse with a horse. Women who experience it say that a horse's dick is twice as large and lasts three times as long compared to that of a black man.

Catherine the Great did not die on the toilet seat. She was killed during the passionate act of ponysex. Must have been too good for her.

by urban legend July 2, 2003

Nylah p

Nyla’s p has a boyfriend she is liked by many people people like her but she doesn’t like them back some people are afraid some have been rejected

Person : Nylah p has a boyfriend 😀
Me : I know 😭

by Urban legend March 14, 2022

ten speed

a fictional piece of equipment commonly used as an alibi. used in situations in which if the truth were known it could be detrimental to the person trying to cover it up.

Person 1: Whoa dude what the hell happened to your face? I heard you got in a fight at the club last night!

Person 2: Nah man, I just wrecked my ten speed yesterday.

Unknown person 3: NO WAY!!! I wrecked my bike and had the exact same injury! WEIRD!!

by Urban Legend June 17, 2008

Caswell

Hi I’m Caswell, and I support you for being you. Have a great day and enjoy life.

Wow Caswell is really cool

by Urban legend October 8, 2018

Zooted

To visit the zoo more frequently than the average human, and getting fucked up off the smell of animal poop.

Thee homie B-Rad is zooted off the Zebra shit.

by Urban legend August 3, 2017