fruit basket

When a naked man bends over, and puts his nuts and penis behind him, similar to a banana and two nuts in a basket, ie the fruit basket.
She wanted me to bend over and show her my fruit basket.
by urban legend March 28, 2003
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Dribbling Shit

Quite possibly Australian in origin. (appologies if its not)

Dribbling Shit, refers to a conversation where what one person is saying either makes no sense or is of little importance to anything.. (completely Irrelavant)
While talking on a first date:

Paul (dribbling shit): "..in each world obey all the usual conventional statistical laws predicted by the probabilistic Born interpretation, by showing that the Hilbert space's inner product or norm has a special property..."

Daniela (politely):"Stop dribbling shit"
by Urban Legend November 02, 2004
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Louis

Lowest common multiple is a bum that can’t eat or brush because he waste water because him and his family can’t afford rent and are pieces of shit that blackmail and fuck who every they want . There are perverts
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Louis don’t touch me
by Urban legend April 28, 2022
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p n' g

procter and gamble

A mega-corporation that makes all sorts of household products that has been suspected of being tied to Satanism.

These suspisions and stories about the company have been deemed to be an urban legend and many websites debunk it as an urban legend claiming that these were rumors that circulated in the 80's that the CEO went on some talk show(shows ranging from Merv Griffin and Phil Donahue to Sally Jesse Raphael are often cited) and admitted he was a Satanist.

Well I happened to have seen a show on Procter and Gamble and it was infact Phil Donahue!

Now I don't recall exactly who or what happened but I do remember Procter and Gamble being talked about on an episode of Phil Donahue so if they deny that then they're lying because I saw it!

Phil Donahue denies ever doing a show which featured any Procter and Gamble CEO,but I wonder if he would deny ever having the Procter and Gamble "topic" discussed on his show because I "know" I saw an episode that discussed it.I just can't really remember anything beyond that though.They talked about the Satanism thing but I don't know if any CEO was there or if he admitted to being a Satanist.But I know Donahue did a show like this.I saw it! If he denies it then he's lying. Too much time hanging around that commie Posner I suppose!
Phil is a whacko so I wouldn't put lying past him.He is an ass!
by urban legend February 28, 2005
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nestle

(adj.) the act of wrapping one's foreskin around the tip of another male's penis.
Hey honey, do you think we could nestle tonight? Please?
by Urban Legend November 30, 2007
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ten speed

a fictional piece of equipment commonly used as an alibi. used in situations in which if the truth were known it could be detrimental to the person trying to cover it up.
Person 1: Whoa dude what the hell happened to your face? I heard you got in a fight at the club last night!

Person 2: Nah man, I just wrecked my ten speed yesterday.

Unknown person 3: NO WAY!!! I wrecked my bike and had the exact same injury! WEIRD!!
by Urban Legend June 17, 2008
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Zooted

To visit the zoo more frequently than the average human, and getting fucked up off the smell of animal poop.
Thee homie B-Rad is zooted off the Zebra shit.
by Urban legend August 03, 2017
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