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Charizard

Back in the day, everyone thought this guy was the best, but then I would whip out my Blastoise and kick his ass every time.
:ZOMG YOU CAN'T BEAT MY CHARIZARD MWA HA HAAA
:Dude, my blastoise just kicked his ass
:AFDJKHSKDFJHSDFKJH NOOOOOOO

lol, pokemon. I wonder if people play pokemon online now, that would be pretty funny.
by Urban Dictionary December 30, 2008
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dinky

A modern couple who prefer to enjoy life a bit before having kids. Usually the couple will be seen as "careless" with money - when in fact they're just harmlessly spending the money they have saved by not having kids early in life.

"Double Income No Kids Yuppie"

Seen as derogatory term by over-jealous idiots that decide to have kids at 16 and therefore have lost the majority of their youth to dirty nappies and child benefit.

Little do they realise that most DINKYs settle down at 30 and have kids - so they get the best of both worlds. In fact most DINKYs by this point have been able to save some of their extra cash to support the child when it finally comes...giving the child a better chance at life.
"I see the dinkys next door have bought themselves a new 42" plasma screen tv. Its disgusting I tell ya. They don't know what they're missing."

or

"How can you possibly afford that amazing school for kids??"
"oh simple really, we were DINKYs until about 3 years ago, so we were able to put some money aside as well as enjoying ourselves...we have enough left over to get them into a decent college when they're old enough too"
by Urban Dictionary January 12, 2014
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box shot

Catching a quick glimpse of a womans vagina. With her being unaware of it.
WOW. HEY. Did you just catch that box shot?
by Urban Dictionary April 19, 2008
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blubbering vagina

Bill O'Reilly is a blubbering vagina.
by Urban Dictionary February 6, 2005
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Condom

Anything that sorrounds the penis during any kind of sex, ussually used to keep semen out of the vagina. Comes rolled up and you gotta unroll it over your dick you moron.
makes sex less fun. makes sex less often (when you dont have it).
Condoms are for pussies!!

-Ima fuck you up!
-well you better use a condom so i dont get pregnant
by Urban Dictionary May 18, 2005
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demented

Result of sever head trauma, hence, retarded.
-That damn son-a-bitch gowt hit wit dis here club 'n' now he aint say nuthin no more.
-That demented moron looks at walls more than tits
by Urban Dictionary February 27, 2005
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Keesh

When complimenting on someone's excellency.

Its best used when speaking like Borat.
That was very keesh-(In a Borat accent)
by Urban Dictionary December 28, 2007
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