by Urban Dictionary February 10, 2005
by Urban Dictionary June 01, 2006
A really bad hard rock/metal/emo magazine and TV channel for 14 year old imbeciles. Slipknot and Green Day are on the cover every other week and the English used in the reviews is equivalent to that of a 7 year old retarded Mexicans. The music channel plays emo crap day in and day out and almost NEVER changes the play list. Slipknot and Linkin Park are on about once every 12 minutes.
by Urban Dictionary October 10, 2005
by Urban Dictionary April 11, 2008
by Urban Dictionary October 17, 2003
Sexy is defined as Proportional. Every body part is proportional to the rest of the other body parts.
eg. Eyes are the right length part. (not too close and not too far apart). If your nose is big, it pays to have big eyes and big lips then its still proportional but if your eyes are big and you have a tiny nose and tiny lips, its not proportional.
If you wondering whether your sexy or not, are your body parts and facial parts proportional to the rest. If yes you are sexy.
If you wondering whether your sexy or not, are your body parts and facial parts proportional to the rest. If yes you are sexy.
by Urban Dictionary December 22, 2008
A woman of low standing in terms of physical attractiveness.
They are often the fodder for young intoxicated men also of marginal physical attractiveness, men of a high level of physical attractiveness who have either entered a state of desperation or incapacitation, or fallen wingmen.
Much like operations in mathematics, the classification of a nickel is also bound by the laws that govern their existence; this law is know as Ethan's law, discovered by a strip club owner by the same name. Ethan's law states that a nickel must possess at least two of the following characteristics: a large waist, oblong/distorted face, facial hair, double chin of the arm, or pepperoni nipples.
Although the term nickel is not the surname of this wily beast, it does provide the most succinct definition.
They are often the fodder for young intoxicated men also of marginal physical attractiveness, men of a high level of physical attractiveness who have either entered a state of desperation or incapacitation, or fallen wingmen.
Much like operations in mathematics, the classification of a nickel is also bound by the laws that govern their existence; this law is know as Ethan's law, discovered by a strip club owner by the same name. Ethan's law states that a nickel must possess at least two of the following characteristics: a large waist, oblong/distorted face, facial hair, double chin of the arm, or pepperoni nipples.
Although the term nickel is not the surname of this wily beast, it does provide the most succinct definition.
Ethan: Dude, I totally hooked up with this dime piece last night.
Hawke: You mean that mammoth of a women you were talking to last night, she had hair in places I didn't know a woman could have hair.
Ethan: Noooooooooooooooooooooo.
Hawke: Actually, I have a picture. (Shows Ehtan the picture)
Ethan: (Simultaneous crying and vomiting)
Hawke: Dime piece huh? More like a nickel.
Hawke: You mean that mammoth of a women you were talking to last night, she had hair in places I didn't know a woman could have hair.
Ethan: Noooooooooooooooooooooo.
Hawke: Actually, I have a picture. (Shows Ehtan the picture)
Ethan: (Simultaneous crying and vomiting)
Hawke: Dime piece huh? More like a nickel.
by Urban Dictionary November 01, 2008