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muffin

1. a soft, moist, delicious, breakfast (or snack); the best food in the world, not to be confused with "english muffin"

2. Heavenly food
1. "Hey, Tony! Get me a blueberry muffin!"
2. "I will get a muffin one day."
by Urban Dictionary February 9, 2005
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Whalsay

A small island off the east of shetland.

It is infamous for drinking and drug taking.

It was named Whalsay because when sailors would see it from afar it was the shape of a whale comming out of the water.

Most people like to think of it as a thriving fishing community but lately the number of fishing boats has decreased due to new regulations.

It is an excellent place for teenagers because there is only one policeman and lots of secluded areas for drinking, taking drugs and underage driving.
Whalsay, the "bonnie isle" that inspired some of Hugh MacDiarmid's finest poetry, is also the centre of Shetland's fishing industry. Important archaeological sites and a wealth of birds, seals and wild flowers make it an attractive destination for a day trip or a longer stay.

Just five miles long and two miles wide, Whalsay has easy coastal walking. From the highest point, the Ward of Clett (393 feet), there's a panorama of the east coast of Shetland.

Whalsay also has Britain's most northerly golf course, a leisure centre with heated swimming pool, and Shetland's museum to the German merchants of the Hansa. Accommodation on Whalsay is limited so it's best to book ahead. There's a small, family-run restaurant and pub, the Oot Ower Lounge at Livister. The Whalsay Boating Club bar at Symbister also welcomes visitors.

The tidal sounds and offlying rocks around Whalsay are among the best places in Shetland to see porpoises and occasional dolphins, Minke Whales and Orcas. So keep a lookout during the ferry crossing and you may see why the Vikings called it "Hvals-oy" - the island of whales.

The ferry terminal for Whalsay is at Laxo, a 20-mile drive north of Lerwick. The crossing to Symbister takes 25 minutes and the service is frequent, although booking is advised in the peak season.
Symbister

The harbour at Symbister is the hub of this fishing community of around 1,000 people. - and a constant source of interest to islanders and visitors alike.

Craft owned and crewed by local families crowd the sheltered dock, from the smallest creel boats to big ocean-going trawlers - some of Europe's largest fishing vessels. The inner harbour is crowded with colourful dinghies and the distinctive "Shetland Model" boats which compete in local sailing and rowing races.

The beach below the road around the head of the bay is partly man-made and was formerly used to dry salted cod and ling during the heyday of the line fishery from sixerns - open, six-oared boats - in the 18th and 19th centuries.
The German Merchants

For hundreds of years the salt fish trade was in the hands of German merchants of the Hanseatic League. The museum in the Symbister Pier House tells how ships from Hamburg, Bremen and Lubeck sailed to Shetland every summer, bringing seeds, cloth, iron tools, salt, spirits, luxury goods and hard currency. Generations of the same families made the voyage and some merchants are buried in the islands.

The restored Hanseatic booth in Symbister. This picturesque old building, restored with its dock and cargo hoist, was one of two Hansiatic booths, or warehouses, in Whalsay until the Germans were forced out by import duties after the 1707 Treaty of Union between England and Scotland.
The Auld Haa

Not all trade was legal. Tradition says a smugglers' tunnel ran under "Bremen Strasse", the road outside the booth, to the cellars of the Auld Haa, the former home of the Bruce lairds. According to legend, soil in the garden was shipped from Spain as ballast after the laird's ships had discharged fish cargoes there.
Symbister House

The Bruce family acquired most of Whalsay and oppressed the islanders for over 300 years. But they virtually bankrupted themselves building Symbister House, or the New Haa.

Now part of Whalsay Junior High School, this is the finest Georgian mansion in Shetland, built of granite blocks, rafted from a quarry in North Nesting, three miles away across a tide race. Despite the use of forced labour, the building cost over
by Urban Dictionary May 21, 2006
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ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-fuhclang-zoom-boing!

No the Knights Who until recently said ne Actually Say Icky-Icky-Icky-Ptang-Zoop-Boing! followed (muffle noise unable to make out sound) this is pronounced "eky eky Pitang zoop bong." proof of this is in the subtitles for all you people who illegally downloaded it! And Graham Chapman came back from the dead and told me so himself. so Have that, Ne
"a shrubbery"
no you are ponucing it Wrong it's Pi-Tang
Get on with it
"Scene Twenty-Four"
by Urban Dictionary May 13, 2005
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Ja Rule

Ja Rule, hip hop culture's whipping boy and worst rapper of all time. His name is used to define any situation in which you are going to get super trashed, feel like you have been "a little too fucked up" or got the short end of the stick.

OR

When you're street racing for pinks and you lose, but still expect some booty from Monica afterward.
"Fuck dude, I got a little too Ja Ruled at the party. I had to fucking peace early."

"Get Ja'd bitches"

"Those kids really Ja'd me on the deal."

"MOOOONNNNIIIICAAAAAAAAAA!"
by Urban Dictionary December 9, 2008
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nutter butter

1) A nickname given to only the extremely intellegent, sexy, cool, and person that is better than you
2) A compliment.
3) A cookie.
1) Yo Nutter Butter! Lure that hot girl over here, then figure out string theory.
2) He's so suave, what a Nutter Butter.
3) Mmm, I LOVE Nutter Butters.
by Urban Dictionary June 1, 2005
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Cinco Ranch High School

Founded in 1999, Cinco Ranch has offered a world-class education to its graduates and continues this tradition of excellence. The school is located in the city of Katy, which is a suburb of Houston, TX. Its mascot is the cougar, and the colors are maroon and white. Approximately 3500 students enter the doors of the school each day. The student population is predominately Caucasian(~80%),and more and more minority students add up each year. Cinco Ranch has been nationally recognized through sports competitions and numerous other extracurricular activities. More than 100 registered student organizations exist today.

The first principal was Dr. Lowell Strike, who served till the Spring of 2004. He referred Cinco Ranch as "The Best High School in America."

The second and current principal is Ms. Bonnie Brasic, whom most students recall her most infamous line, "Go Gators!"
C-o.C-o-u-g.C-o-u-g-a-r-s CINCO COUGARS!
by Urban Dictionary October 14, 2006
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mildrid

used by nerdy guys or funny guys pretending to be nerdy to point out an attractive girl
Fellow males, Mildrid at 5 pie over 2 radians; fuzzleberries the tape on my glasses just fell off.
by Urban Dictionary April 25, 2004
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