duct tape

The solver of all of lifes problems. It will fix ANYTHING, even your love life.

Much like Google, duct tape is God

by Urban Dictionary August 10, 2006

rasclot

Rasclot can be an underwear or tissue with which one cleans or whipes the ass or booty. Can be used as an insult or swear word.

Mi wak ina dat room and di hole place a smell rasclot.

Look here rasclot a you mi a tak.

by Urban Dictionary May 28, 2007

mandate

a gathering of ONLY men. Activites during mandates include cruising, playing madden, going to wendy's. When one is one a mandate, one must show the mandate symbol. This is done by crossing the middle finger and the ring finger so the hand resembles an "M".
smeazles

Damn that mandate was off the hook

by Urban Dictionary January 14, 2004

Pussy Platter

The act of blatantly offering your vagina to a man for the sole purpose of manipulating him into giving you your sexual desires.

In an email, she described to him all the things that she wanted him to do to her while in bed. She gave him a pussy platter.

by Urban Dictionary January 01, 2008

yak and 2 lemmings

see meat and potatoes

i have a yak and 2 lemmings

by Urban Dictionary December 12, 2003

monica

the sexiest woman on the planet. never see her without peeing your pants. cant help but pop one when you look at her. always laughing and has a smile that makes you poop your pants. but you gotta love her :D

DAMN!!!! look at that sexy monica over there. she is the sexiest woman on the planet. never see her without peeing your pants. cant help but pop one when you look at her. always laughing and has a smile that makes you poop your pants. but you gotta love her :D

by Urban Dictionary February 23, 2008

Meat-trap

1. A device used to capture a pug using some form of meat as bait.

2. A vagina

3. A girl with no self respect that commonly uses sex as a devious tool against men.

"Megan is such a meat-trap, she only wants to sleep with you so you will let her rent movies on your netflix."

"Yea, but she's so damn fine, I'd love to get my meat caught in her meat-trap"

by Urban Dictionary April 27, 2008