lugie

A chunk of snot with a certain viscosity or consistency which makes it able to be spit long distances.

I just hucked a lugie on the window and it's really hanging in there...

by Urban Dictionary December 16, 2008

Phone Chess

The act of playing chess over the phone. (Like phone sex, except for chess)

"D8 to D1"
"Oh em gee! I can't believe I lost in phone chess!"

by Urban Dictionary June 26, 2008

dirty taco

When someone is sleeping or passed out and another person spreads his/hers buttocks cheeks and goes on to sit on the sleeping person face. These steps may be repeated a number of times until the person awakes to take a bite of this festive mexican treat of anus.

Cam drank so much he passed out and didn't wake up until I gave him 43 dirty tacos.

by Urban Dictionary April 26, 2003

behemoth

a beastly animal which is abnormally large.

look at that girl shes a behemoth

by Urban Dictionary February 07, 2005

chiquita

chiquita-meaning slow;retarted;one has no clue what is going on in life;not reluctant;stupid;sustainable idiot

I found out that George Bush has a chiquita attitude.

by Urban Dictionary September 02, 2004

cockblock

when some motherfucker blocks you from getting pussy

when elisha was about to cop a buff from nicole eric cockblocked the shit out of him by taking nicole away

by Urban Dictionary May 16, 2006

Muffin Slut

A girl who acts slutty and whose stomach hangs over her tight pants like the top of a muffin.

Damn son! Check out that muffin slut.

by Urban Dictionary September 27, 2005