Urban Dictionary: Definitions by UnicornRainbowtits

Dicksberg Assholevania

Where all the dickheads and assholes are from.

"Don't mind Bill"
"He's from Dicksberg Assholevania"

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Having an afro so big that it scares animals and small children away like a scarecrow.

"What's up with that scarefro Frank?"
"You're scaring the children"

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"I ended up taking a clit last night."

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Taking an emergency shit while skydiving. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

I wasn't expecting to go skyshiting when I jumped from the plane. First time I shit my pants in years.

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A blowjob performed during a Guns N' Roses concert.

The concert was good but the Guns N' Blowses was even better!

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Old wrinkled tits.

I film granny porn for a living. Raisin tits are common in my line of work.

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When you blow a load and you accidentally hit your kitty cat. Also goes for blowing a load on a human pussy.

I had to wash my glazed kitty after blowing a load on her by mistake.

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