Definitions by Uncle Puppy

Fart In The Duck

The name of one of the most popular viral videos ever to be on YOUTUBE, consisting of Gnomes speaking dutch with english translations.

" When I finally saw that fart in the duck video, I laughed off my assie - nipples " !

Fart In The Duck by Uncle Puppy April 4, 2009

Piss Cock 

The penis, either hard or soft, that must be emptied immediately when experiencing a full bladder sensation.

"Let me out of the car right now, I have to empty out my piss cock."

Piss Cock by Uncle Puppy April 4, 2009

Stacking 

When your wife gives you one, or multiple, jobs or tasks to do on top of the already high-pile of things to do on your honey do list.

"Honey, after your'e done grocery shopping, can you run the vaccum and make sure the grass is cut ? I don't mean to be stacking chores on you, but you know your'e my big helper".

Stacking by Uncle Puppy February 21, 2009

Schtupper 

A fool, a foolish person, likened to a bufoon.
Stupid
An assholeor an idiotic jerk.

"Can you believe John quit his job at the bank to work at burger king, what a schtupper".

Schtupper by Uncle puppy November 12, 2008

spanker

A thin, very cute, very pretty, SMALL girl,no more than 5'5" tall, who is very pert or perky in appearance and demeanor, with a noticably curvy butt, and arguably no more than 35 years old.

"You should see the little spanker that just started working at McDonalds"

spanker by Uncle Puppy September 14, 2008