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Definitions by Uncle Phil

Edge computing 

The act of edging while watching porn on a computing device. A term popularised by Steve Jobs with the release of the first generation iPhone.
If you're Edge computing up there you better wipe off the keyboard when you finish.
Edge computing by Uncle Phil October 19, 2018

dick loaf 

A slacker. lazy ass. Poor judgement. Always refers to a male.
Hey, you dick loaf's get off your lazy ass and cook some dinner.
dick loaf by uncle phil December 29, 2004
a dirrty-ass skank, similar to a binner
shazza: Hmm i need some new clothes, lets go to poundland
gazza: you shop at poundland? binbag.
binbag by Uncle Phil May 3, 2004
1) something thats just downright dirrty and disgusting
2) a dirrty minging ho
1) ewwwww thats rank, totally fuckin ming ho
2) you shagged *her*?!?! but shes a ming ho!!!

and so on and so forth...
ming ho by Uncle Phil July 19, 2003
exclamation to show ones delight at someone elses misfortune. useful when someone sips over, or has some other comedy accident.
"beth just fell on her arse in front of everyone - WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
Wah by Uncle Phil July 19, 2003