dry bowl salute

when you poop in a dry toilet and the turd stands on end like a soldier going to battle
Timmy came home turtling badly so he dashed to the toilet; when he finished Timmy got up and saw a dry bowl salute—a brown turd standing on end saying “SIR YES SIR” before getting flushed away.
by Uncle Joosie November 13, 2018
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Indicktable

Conspicuous gaffe from pretend "lawmaker" Marge 3-Toes
Sporkfoot Margie 3-Toes was recently reading some nonsense into congressional record and faceplanted trying to say "indictable" and instead said "Indicktable crimes" in reference to Hunter Biden—proving yet again Marge's mind is always on sniffing Hunter's dick pics as horny suburban mom.
by Uncle Joosie February 02, 2024
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Flasher's Wife

Lauren "Qbert" Boebert's husband exposed himself to underage girls in a bowling alley, which makes her The Flasher's Wife
by Uncle Joosie May 12, 2022
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Lipstick Thesbian

On a recent episode of Ru Paul's Drag Race Untucked, Anetra complimented Marcia Marcia Marcia on her acting and performance skills. "you're a thesbian... a Lipstick Thesbian!" and just like that, a new play-on-words was born.
by Uncle Joosie March 05, 2023
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Amazon Grenade

When an illegally installed president tells a lie and tanks a company's stock price.
Donald Trump launched a lie-filled Amazon Grenade that caused the company to lose market share and stock value overnight.
by Uncle Joosie April 03, 2018
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