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Lunatic right-wing assholes' favorite pastime is blaming others for their own shortcomings. Red States are banning Drag Queen Story Hour and conflating drag with being Transgender, which are, of course, not the same. Either way, #NotADragQueen gets to trending on Birdapp when some RW dingus gets arrested for sexually assaulting minors; general sex-trafficking; or any other violent, illegal offense they blame drag queens for.
by Uncle Joosie April 1, 2023
Get the #NotADragQueenmug. methodology of any Evangelical church
politicking, false-christian places of worship demand Pay to Pray from parishioner-rubes—and breaking nonprofit tax law while doing it
by Uncle Joosie November 20, 2023
Get the Pay to Praymug. Right after Apartheid Clyde ran around CPAC with a chainsaw word got out that the famous spreader of seed had his private-security detail granted special powers (aka "Derployed") by U.S. Marshal Service. which means we now have an unelected dolt upcycling his own bodyguards into a government temporarily run by transnational mob
by Uncle Joosie February 21, 2025
Get the Derployedmug. Representative Elise from New York was grandstanding, lying and obfuscating during Trump impeachment hearings; her desperate Stefanikking was patently obvious to millions watching
by Uncle Joosie November 16, 2019
Get the Stefanikkingmug. When mainstream media outlets like CNN and MSNBC have "shithole" in their chyrons as a direct quote of a government official.
Racist asshole Donald Trump called Africa a bunch of "shithole countries" so in order to quote him accurately TV news was forced into some beautiful chyron cussing.
by Uncle Joosie January 12, 2018
Get the Chyron Cussingmug. when Dennis Miller agreed to host nonsense on Putin's mouthpiece Russia Today, he regularly posted clips of his Bimbomercials to gullible rubes.
by Uncle Joosie March 2, 2022
Get the Bimbomercialsmug. Last night, Tamika was flipping channels and saw Miss Lindsey weeping for TFG Drumpf on Fixed Noise. "WHAT the actual fuck was that," she shouted to herself aloud. "Duplishus is not a word and also WHY is he constantly defending that lifelong mobster when, in 2016, he said 'if we elect Trump we'll get creamed as a party, and deserve it'? Lindsey Graham is a disgrace and a coward." Tamika shut off the TV, chucked the remote against the wall and rang her gal pal Carla to go for drinks.
by Uncle Joosie April 1, 2023
Get the Duplishusmug.