An extreme-conspiracy nutbag-fuckface stood up at "Save 'Murrica Cuz Jesus" conference with Mike "Misha" Flynn to ask a very dopey question. "Why can't what's happening in Minnamar happen here?" Misha replied, "no reason. it should." since FBI agents were monitoring the event they took notes and laughed their asses off.
by Uncle Joosie June 02, 2021
watching Sunday shows Lydia said “my god these news assholes are just so fucking terrible,” reacting to Chuck Todd not challenging a repub guest on Meet the Press. “Chuck’s gross Shamble Bangs is the perfect symbol of how fucking useless news is today.”
by Uncle Joosie January 10, 2022
On a recent episode of Ru Paul's Drag Race Untucked, Anetra complimented Marcia Marcia Marcia on her acting and performance skills. "you're a thesbian... a Lipstick Thesbian!" and just like that, a new play-on-words was born.
by Uncle Joosie March 05, 2023
Coined on Twitter by Aaron Rupar, Sane Washing happens when Casino Mobster Donald Trump speaks his usual nonsensical word salad and then "paper of record" New York Times cleans it up like a dirty vegetable and serves it up to readers as cogent thought.
by Uncle Joosie September 05, 2024
Timmy came home turtling badly so he dashed to the toilet; when he finished Timmy got up and saw a dry bowl salute—a brown turd standing on end saying “SIR YES SIR” before getting flushed away.
by Uncle Joosie November 13, 2018
Sporkfoot Margie 3-Toes was recently reading some nonsense into congressional record and faceplanted trying to say "indictable" and instead said "Indicktable crimes" in reference to Hunter Biden—proving yet again Marge's mind is always on sniffing Hunter's dick pics as horny suburban mom.
by Uncle Joosie February 02, 2024
Lauren "Qbert" Boebert's husband exposed himself to underage girls in a bowling alley, which makes her The Flasher's Wife
by Uncle Joosie May 12, 2022