Derp Führer

avowed Orange Nationalist and fan of Hitler, Donald Drumpf, is about to step back in the Nazi White House as Derp Führer and stink up the joint
by Uncle Joosie January 01, 2025
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Nanopatticles

floating debris of Naomi Wolf's former Twitter TL
anti-vaxxer, dangerous loon and doctor of philosophy Naomi Wolf got too crazy even for Twitter and she was banned, her timeline reduced to Nanopatticles... which was also a dopey word she tweeted once
by Uncle Joosie June 05, 2021
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Preying on the prophet

'Real Housewives' slang for gettin' some of dat holy penis
Real Housewives of Atlanta's Drew Sidora pulled out receipts on LaToya Ali, who apparently got quite close to Prophet Lott... in the Biblical sense. Drew accused her of "Preying on the prophet" and ruining the christening of her young daughter.
by Uncle Joosie April 13, 2021
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Fiona'd

when white-male Donald Trump enablers get smacked down by a smart woman
Gym Jordan and others tried to come for Dr. Fiona Hill during impeachment hearings but all they got instead was Fiona'd—roundly humiliated in front of millions of viewers
by Uncle Joosie November 21, 2019
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Chismosa Corner

gossip girls” makeup station on Drag Race
2 bitchy queens on RuPaul’s Drag Race created a Chismosa Corner on Season 17 where they cut down their other sisters for filth and kiki until cows come home
by Uncle Joosie January 18, 2025
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Farmer Welfare

when Trump tries to bribe farmers to say sorry for his tariff fuck-up.
Donald Trump & his official assholes arranged for taxpayers to fund $12B in Farmer Welfare so they'll shut their yap before the midterm elections.
by Uncle Joosie July 25, 2018
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Nazi Tank

Space Karen Elon Musk is crazy in love with his new Nazi Tank, also known as the Cybertruck, which is a piece of shit on 3 wheels (the fourth fell off). riddled with bugs and deficiencies and ugly as dogshit, Apartheid Clyde's Nazi Tank—when not crashing into parked cars and medians—have accelerators that break and panels literally falling off.
by Uncle Joosie April 15, 2024
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