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Timmy came home turtling badly so he dashed to the toilet; when he finished Timmy got up and saw a dry bowl salute—a brown turd standing on end saying “SIR YES SIR” before getting flushed away.
by Uncle Joosie November 13, 2018
Get the dry bowl salutemug. Donald Trump aka Casino Mobster hired numerous corrupt associates like Whiskey Pete Hegseth and "Not You" Tulsi Gabbard and Pam Bondi (currently stinking up government and committing felonies by the hour) who are acting like ornery toddlers whose babysitter is passed out drunk in the laundry room while kids in her charge are setting fire to the house. in other words, the Babysitter Principle means criminals are running the show and have absolutely no supervision over their malfeasance.
by Uncle Joosie September 20, 2025
Get the Babysitter Principlemug. During TFG aka The Former Guy's regime, demure and meek Jared Kushner received illegal security clearance and committed like hundreds of felonies. When Carla saw him saunter out the White House for the last time, she exclaimed "bye, Gender-lazy Polliwog, ya little cunt. now run along and wait until you're indicted"
by Uncle Joosie April 9, 2022
Get the Gender-lazy Polliwogmug. An outsized, abnormally gigantic poop taken after a visit to Chicago where all sorts of high-calorie foods were consumed.
During a trip to Chicago, Tim had a cheeseburger platter and chocolate mayonnaise cake at Portillo's; deep-dish pizza at Bartoli’s; and a few hot dogs from street vendors. When he got back home to Connecticut, he sat on the toilet and dropped a gargantuan Chicago Deuce that was so huge it looked like a shipwreck.
by Uncle Joosie August 20, 2016
Get the Chicago Deucemug. Carla took her Rat Terrier Clyde for a walk and came across a newly fertilized lawn; Clyde promptly started shitrolling to get the scent all over him
by Uncle Joosie June 23, 2020
Get the shitrollingmug. Donnie Trump recently flew Air Force One to pleasure his Russian boss, Vlad Putin, with a handjob in Helsinki.
by Uncle Joosie July 22, 2018
Get the Handjob in Helsinkimug. Casino Mobster's administration, teeming with unqualified-Kremlin hacks, used Signal to discuss a bombing campaign in Yemen and inadvertently added a high-profile journalist to the group chat—who then proceeded to publish receipts of the conversation he saw. SignalGate scandal was born, implicating all of Donald Trump's compromised assets like Whiskey Pete and Tulski Gabbard.
by Uncle Joosie March 27, 2025
Get the SignalGatemug.