133 definitions by Uncle Joosie
after a dopey Beltway reporter asked if trump's upcoming Red Hat cult rally in Ohio will result in violence, Biden's white house press secretary served signature Psaki Shade: "We don't really give a fuck what The Former Guy does, dude. next?"
by Uncle Joosie June 21, 2021
George "Kitara Ravaché" Devolder Santos sprinted nervously away from a reporter in what were supposed to be slacks, but only looked like yoga leggings. dude's pants were so tight they had a whimpering zipper
by Uncle Joosie July 1, 2023
appearing outside a New York courthouse after one of his 6,000 trials, guiltiest-mutherfucker donald scrump waved his tiny hands around doing the Mob Accordion which is always a sure sign he's lying and afraid of going to prison.
by Uncle Joosie October 5, 2023
Representative Elise from New York was grandstanding, lying and obfuscating during Trump impeachment hearings; her desperate Stefanikking was patently obvious to millions watching
by Uncle Joosie November 16, 2019
Carl was super excited to match with Jacob—a 6'4" former baseball player who seemed nice and single. upon swiping to his matches page Carl saw Jacob pulled an instant ghost and deleted the connection. "Jacob is a dick; don't be like him" Carl thought to himself.
by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020
Moms for Liberty, recently rehabbed by national media as "joyful warriors," are all a fraudulent, dark-money-funded, steaming pile of horseshit masquerading as "grassroots movement". which is exactly why Minivan Taliban started trending on Twitter.
by Uncle Joosie July 5, 2023
after Election Day 2018 when America partially rid itself of incompetent racist complicit cheating republicans
2018's Midterm Elections' Blue Tsunami was actually a blue douche where a good portion GOP fuckers were flushed out for a new Democratic congress
by Uncle Joosie May 3, 2019