Uncle Joosie's definitions

Bragging Cunt

when your best pal is SO proud of being cunty to you he brags about it after

After Carl made fun of Finnegan for being bald he exclaimed "wow I got you good I'm like SO awesome at this" to which Finnegan replied "wow you're like a special breed of Bragging Cunt"

by Uncle Joosie June 24, 2019

cement gums

when your dental hygiene resembles Brett Kavanaugh's

jesus fucking christ Tim have you brushed lately? cuz you have visible brown teeth and cement gums

by Uncle Joosie September 26, 2018

Holy Drip

incremental gossip

when the ladies of Atlanta’s Real Housewives were unpacking LaToya’s relationship with Prophet Lott they called the rumors the holy drip

by Uncle Joosie May 15, 2021

Shallow Follow

when you follow someone on Twitter solely because they're smoking hot.

Kyle "Shallow Followed" Trevor on Twitter only because he saw that he's hot.

Kyle stumbled across Trevor today from a Retweet—and when he clicked over to Trevor's profile avi he saw that Trevor was super-fucking hot and muscly with a great smile. So Kyle Shallow-Followed him because he doesn't care what he tweets or says just so long as he's hot.

by Uncle Joosie July 27, 2016

Boots

agreeing in drag

Sasha Colby was dishing on Anetra’s dress with Lux Noir London and said “that custom dress with crystals was fierce.” Lux replied “Boots!”

by Uncle Joosie December 24, 2024

Covid Eye

Mike Pence's puffy bloodshot sickly eyeballs during VP debate

Bruce was watching the vice presidential debate with his roommate, Carl, and Kamala Harris walked out. "she's amazing!" Bruce exclaimed. when cameras panned to Mike Pence, Carl dropped his beer. "OMG WTF is wrong with Pence? his eyes are obviously diseased. after breathing air in White House's contagious-disease cluster looks like he's got Covid Eye!"

by Uncle Joosie October 8, 2020

Mike Pounds

Donald Trump trying to say "Mike Pence" while high on Adderall

Fat Orange Nixon slowly listed off a group of GOP complicit traitors attending a recent meeting and mangled First Lady Mike Pence's name. "Chuck Grassley was there; Joni Ernst and John Thune; and Mike Pounds. Just a whole group of great people."

by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020