Definitions by Uncle Joosie
Orb Fondling
Marcy was scrolling the internet and came across a news item about Trump being in-debt to Saudi Arabia, which showed a pic of TFG holding a glowing ball. She called to her roommate, Diane, to come over. "Di, WTF? that looks like a seance!" and Di replied, "no, hon. that's Orb Fondling." they both laughed and went to lunch.
Orb Fondling by Uncle Joosie April 6, 2022
Handy Five-fetus
The Former Guy DOJ official and Federalist Society member, David Morrell, owns a Washington, D.C., house whose tenant, Lauren Handy, got busted storing fetuses in a cooler. reached for comment the woman said "omg they're gonna freak when they find out about my Handy Five-fetus"
Handy Five-fetus by Uncle Joosie April 1, 2022
Not You Tulsi
often referred to on Twitter as #NotYouTulsi, Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard is a Putin fangirl and you can use Not You Tulsi in her mentions when she says something fucking stupid.
Not You Tulsi by Uncle Joosie April 1, 2022
Faulty Walnut
Bob was having trouble peeing and, after a physical showed high PSA levels, his doc broke the news. “you have prostate cancer but it’s very treatable.” Bob went home and told wife Barb about his faulty walnut.
Faulty Walnut by Uncle Joosie March 23, 2022
punching the ghost
when Jorgeous was worried about tanking Snatch Game on Ru Paul’s Drag Race she knew a lipsync was coming. “no worries mama. I have my punching the ghost move!”
punching the ghost by Uncle Joosie March 19, 2022
Bimbomercials
when Dennis Miller agreed to host nonsense on Putin's mouthpiece Russia Today, he regularly posted clips of his Bimbomercials to gullible rubes.
Bimbomercials by Uncle Joosie March 2, 2022
Fixed Noise
The Former Guy's favorite entertainment channel, Fixed Noise, is a grave national-security threat and has anchor-goons who participated in Jan 6 terrorism and other Fat Nixon treason stuff.
Fixed Noise by Uncle Joosie February 25, 2022