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Carlos was going for a putaway shot at the net when he stumbled and waved at the ball with his racquet, ending up shanking it out. on the changeover, Carlos turned to his partner Lou and said "jesus fucking christ dude I just hit a frypan diane. WTF is wrong with me?"
by Uncle Joosie October 5, 2023
Get the Frypan Diane mug.Carl had seen "Meet the Press" one too many times. "why am I even allowing my DVR to tape this fucking garbage? Chuck Todd is a disgrace and obviously a mouthpiece for disgraced Qpublicans. what a fucking choad!" Carl exclaimed as he chucked his beer stein against the wall. poor Carl had Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS), so he decided to start a support group in his area.
by Uncle Joosie December 23, 2022
Get the Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS) mug.Timmy's butthole was feeling quite itchy and aggravated when he woke up on Sunday. He turned to wife Sally and said "ugh I have Lurking Piles from all that pizza we ate this weekend; hoping those 'roids drop soon so I can get over it"
by Uncle Joosie November 30, 2020
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by Uncle Joosie May 20, 2018
Get the Amazon Grenade mug.An extreme-conspiracy nutbag-fuckface stood up at "Save 'Murrica Cuz Jesus" conference with Mike "Misha" Flynn to ask a very dopey question. "Why can't what's happening in Minnamar happen here?" Misha replied, "no reason. it should." since FBI agents were monitoring the event they took notes and laughed their asses off.
by Uncle Joosie June 2, 2021
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by Uncle Joosie June 16, 2018
Get the resting constipation face mug.Glenn Kirschner was on with Stephanie Miller and mentioned all the nonsense coming from mobbed-up Pam Bondi’s senate hearing. Glenn said “the Chuck Grasslighting was out of control.” but none of it matters because republicans lie like rugs every fucking day and everybody yawned.
by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2025
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