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Larry finished his deli sandwich and picked up the pickle spear; instead of eating the whole thing he decided to beaver that pickle and gnaw the seeds out
by Uncle Joosie April 29, 2019
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by Uncle Joosie June 21, 2021
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by Uncle Joosie January 25, 2019
Get the tricky dick prison tattoo mug.Karla was walking and talking to mom on her cell and noticed a dude who crossed to the other side. "OMG mama this guy just did a Covid Cootie-cross on me!"
by Uncle Joosie April 22, 2020
Get the Covid Cootie-cross mug.Moms for Liberty, recently rehabbed by national media as "joyful warriors," are all a fraudulent, dark-money-funded, steaming pile of horseshit masquerading as "grassroots movement". which is exactly why Minivan Taliban started trending on Twitter.
by Uncle Joosie July 5, 2023
Get the Minivan Taliban mug.Harold was CNN's on-duty chyron writer when AP called presidential race for Joe Biden. "thank GOD" he thought to himself, then started thinking up cutting burns. after typing in "THE TRUMP SHOW HAS A SERIES FINALE DATE" he muttered "now that's some Grade A Chyron Shade" and sipped his tea.
by Uncle Joosie November 8, 2020
Get the Chyron Shade mug.COVID-positive California teacher, actively symptomatic, read to her class without a breathing mask and got more than half of her students sick. In MAGA's suicide cult Dumbtitlement runs rampant and is literally putting people at risk.
by Uncle Joosie August 30, 2021
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