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repressed stuck-up Christian Mike Pence—JC Penney catalog-idea of almost-handsome—debated Kamala Harris and had a house fly land on his head. When the fly's regurgitation interacted with Pence's hairspray he instantly transformed into Fly Girl Pence; filed for divorce from Karen; and admitted being in a long-term affair with a fella named Eduardo.
by Uncle Joosie October 8, 2020
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Get the cement gums mug.Meg McCain tried dragging Whoopi Goldberg with Whitetitlement and was shut down quickly; Whoopi said 'Meg, you in danger girl. stop it'
by Uncle Joosie December 16, 2019
Get the Whitetitlement mug.Clifton was chatting via Hangouts to Paul, his best pal, and they were razzing each other as per usual. Clifton needed fresh, cutting material so he popped over to Google for cunt memes. instead of funny gifs and pics the results returned lots of Errant Beavers and females in repose.
by Uncle Joosie October 6, 2021
Get the Errant Beavers mug.on his anti-semitic Shekel Greene tour Eric "I'm gummy dammit" Trump said "Bob Woodward's desperate to earn 3 extra shekels with his book 'Fear'." Twitter immediately sent Eric to his room with no supper.
by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2018
Get the shekel greene mug.Assholes who walk with their nose in their phones—while crossing the street, dog-walking, driving or at the gym. Phone-nosers are the fuckers who'd crash right into you if *you weren't the one paying attention.
Carlotta's blood pressure rose when she saw a phone-noser almost get hit by a car while crossing the street with his dog.
by Uncle Joosie September 18, 2017
Get the Phone-noser mug.Elon Musk, 47th president of Murrica, is so toxic from Nazi canoodling that nobody wants his vehicles. as a direct result of Apartheid Clyde being terrible, Tesla Graveyards are popping up all over the country
by Uncle Joosie February 9, 2025
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