Uncle Joosie's definitions

Fly Girl Pence

What Mike Pence turns into after a fly lands on his head during VP debates

repressed stuck-up Christian Mike Pence—JC Penney catalog-idea of almost-handsome—debated Kamala Harris and had a house fly land on his head. When the fly's regurgitation interacted with Pence's hairspray he instantly transformed into Fly Girl Pence; filed for divorce from Karen; and admitted being in a long-term affair with a fella named Eduardo.

by Uncle Joosie October 8, 2020

Whitetitlement

when Meg McCain spews nonsense "The View"

Meg McCain tried dragging Whoopi Goldberg with Whitetitlement and was shut down quickly; Whoopi said 'Meg, you in danger girl. stop it'

by Uncle Joosie December 16, 2019

Errant Beavers

when you Google cunt memes to own your best pal and the results are shocking

Clifton was chatting via Hangouts to Paul, his best pal, and they were razzing each other as per usual. Clifton needed fresh, cutting material so he popped over to Google for cunt memes. instead of funny gifs and pics the results returned lots of Errant Beavers and females in repose.

by Uncle Joosie October 6, 2021

Detrimated

House Qpublican leader's idea of a smart word

"RNC can censure whomever they please" Kremlin Kevin McCarthy told CNN. "The Democratic policies have detrimated our neighborhoods and also I love Vlad Putin more than my wife"

by Uncle Joosie February 9, 2022

Mike Pounds

Donald Trump trying to say "Mike Pence" while high on Adderall

Fat Orange Nixon slowly listed off a group of GOP complicit traitors attending a recent meeting and mangled First Lady Mike Pence's name. "Chuck Grassley was there; Joni Ernst and John Thune; and Mike Pounds. Just a whole group of great people."

by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020

Duhbate

when racist lunatic donald trump steps to the podium against any sane Democrat and takes a crap on himself

Carla was 10 minutes in watching trump and Joe Biden at the debate and wanted to cram shards of glass in her eyes. "this ain't no discussion about policy; it's a fucking Duhbate!" she then poured a glass of Chardonnay and flipped over to Netflix.

by Uncle Joosie September 30, 2020

Fisty McManhood

Josh Hawley

Just before sprinting through halls of congress in fear of his life on Jan 6th, Joshua Hawley raised his fist in solidarity with Hillbilly Seditionists. Lying-liar Fisty McManhood then decided to pay a ghostwriter for a piece-of-shit book that he slapped his name on, in which he screeches about attacks on masculinity and what it means to be a "real" dude.

by Uncle Joosie May 25, 2023