Uncle Joosie's definitions
by Uncle Joosie August 1, 2018
Get the why-fymug. Lauren "Qbert" Boebert had a visit with Fixed Noise and said "my Alleagues in congress will come around" to our radical policies nobody likes. after that verbal diarrhea, Qbert went and did a live hit on OANN.
by Uncle Joosie January 9, 2023
Get the Alleaguesmug. When babies, dogs, kids or other people are so cute, and it becomes so aggravating, that you just want to squeeze them until their eyeballs pop out.
Karla bumped in to old-friend Susie on the street, with her three-month-old, Emmett, decked out in a sailor suit, giggling endlessly. "He is so adorable in that get-up that I just want to slap him," Karla remarked to Susie, who quickly explained that she was suffering from Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS). Susie took Emmett and kept walking down the street.
by Uncle Joosie April 17, 2014
Get the Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS)mug. exasperated, Larry hung up the phone and groaned. his roommate, Karl, asked him what was wrong. "what's up bro?"
"Ugh, I just got a cuntdate from Cindy. she's been fucking Barry so we broke up."
"Ugh, I just got a cuntdate from Cindy. she's been fucking Barry so we broke up."
by Uncle Joosie August 31, 2018
Get the cuntdatemug. 2 bitchy queens on RuPaul’s Drag Race created a Chismosa Corner on Season 17 where they cut down their other sisters for filth and kiki until cows come home
by Uncle Joosie January 18, 2025
Get the Chismosa Cornermug. Cletus had an unusually difficult poop so he spent a few minutes with his ass splasher and felt a LOT better.
by Uncle Joosie July 21, 2019
Get the ass splashermug. George checked his morning email with a cup of coffee in-hand when a sanguinely worded email came in from TripAdvisor warning him to stay safe. "Oh jeez *another* COVID ConcernGram? my in-box can't handle any more of those!"
by Uncle Joosie March 14, 2020
Get the COVID ConcernGrammug.