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after CNN reported that Rand Paul got diagnosed with COVID-19 Herb asked Alexa to play "Karma Chameleon." Herb exclaimed "that's some serious Karmacorona happening right now!" as Boy George sang.
by Uncle Joosie March 22, 2020
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by Uncle Joosie April 13, 2021
Get the Preying on the prophet mug.In a closed-door caucus meeting Qpublicans gave Marjorie Taylor Greene a standing ovation because lunatic-fictional QAnon conspiracies about eating babies and Jewish space lasers are absolutely fine with assholes formerly known as republicans.
by Uncle Joosie February 4, 2021
Get the Qpublicans mug.Elon Musk, 47th president of Murrica, is so toxic from Nazi canoodling that nobody wants his vehicles. as a direct result of Apartheid Clyde being terrible, Tesla Graveyards are popping up all over the country
by Uncle Joosie February 9, 2025
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Get the Stretch & Shake mug.Assholes who walk with their nose in their phones—while crossing the street, dog-walking, driving or at the gym. Phone-nosers are the fuckers who'd crash right into you if *you weren't the one paying attention.
Carlotta's blood pressure rose when she saw a phone-noser almost get hit by a car while crossing the street with his dog.
by Uncle Joosie September 18, 2017
Get the Phone-noser mug.on his anti-semitic Shekel Greene tour Eric "I'm gummy dammit" Trump said "Bob Woodward's desperate to earn 3 extra shekels with his book 'Fear'." Twitter immediately sent Eric to his room with no supper.
by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2018
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