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Gym Jordan and others tried to come for Dr. Fiona Hill during impeachment hearings but all they got instead was Fiona'd—roundly humiliated in front of millions of viewers
by Uncle Joosie November 21, 2019
Get the Fiona'd mug.Bob was perusing Twitter this morning and stumbled on Arrestmas as a trending topic. In a week when Donald Trump might finally get arrested it will be the holiday of all holidays and we shall leave cookies out for Santa every night prior in the hopes he comes down the chimney with wrist-and-ankle shackles for the Orange Shitstain.
by Uncle Joosie March 20, 2023
Get the Arrestmas mug.Elmo is super proud of his Samsung Fridge, aka the Nazi Spatula, even though it's so ugly the back-alley dumpster in Paramus didn't want to date one.
by Uncle Joosie October 23, 2024
Get the Nazi Spatula mug.Chyronalism (chyron + journalism) happens when news media fact-checks lying asshole fuckfaces like Donald Trump in on-screen graphics. "Chyronalism" has taken the place of actual journalism since profit-driven news media is all about access and ratings. They DGAF about confronting lying politicians to their faces, so they fact-check in the chyron.
Brindy was in the CNN production room during a live broadcast when she committed an act of Chyronalism; from a quick Google search she found Donald Trump to be a lying shitbird and corrected him on-screen in the chyron.
by Uncle Joosie August 14, 2016
Get the Chyronalism mug.Paul was swiping through Tinder late at night found Bruce, who had tweezed eyebrows and a slim build. when he dropped down to Bruce's Instagram feed he discovered a deeper drag personae and he was forced to swipe right
by Uncle Joosie April 19, 2019
Get the a deeper drag mug.George "Kitara Ravaché" Devolder Santos sprinted nervously away from a reporter in what were supposed to be slacks, but only looked like yoga leggings. dude's pants were so tight they had a whimpering zipper
by Uncle Joosie July 1, 2023
Get the Whimpering Zipper mug.when stochastic terrorist Chaya Raichik blinks twice her toothless, violent army calls in bomb threats and pollutes school-board meetings. she is Chaka Con, and is probably the dumbest of Elmo Musky's gal pals.
by Uncle Joosie March 4, 2024
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