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Appearing on CBS News, Cruella de Puppykiller Kristi Noem once again tried to explain away how she murdered puppy Cricket in a gravel pit—then went on to suggest she'd probably shoot Commander, President Biden's dog. Referring to the dog as "it" just completed the picture of her violent pathology. Everyone should keep their furry children away from that psychopath.
by Uncle Joosie May 6, 2024
Get the Cruella de Puppykiller mug.after a dopey Beltway reporter asked if trump's upcoming Red Hat cult rally in Ohio will result in violence, Biden's white house press secretary served signature Psaki Shade: "We don't really give a fuck what The Former Guy does, dude. next?"
by Uncle Joosie June 21, 2021
Get the Psaki Shade mug.Larry finished his deli sandwich and picked up the pickle spear; instead of eating the whole thing he decided to beaver that pickle and gnaw the seeds out
by Uncle Joosie April 29, 2019
Get the beaver that pickle mug.Roger Stone entered prison today and took of his shirt; Bowser, inmate No. 3452B, saw Stone's tricky dick prison tattoo and thought "mmm imma get me some of that"
by Uncle Joosie January 25, 2019
Get the tricky dick prison tattoo mug.Harold was CNN's on-duty chyron writer when AP called presidential race for Joe Biden. "thank GOD" he thought to himself, then started thinking up cutting burns. after typing in "THE TRUMP SHOW HAS A SERIES FINALE DATE" he muttered "now that's some Grade A Chyron Shade" and sipped his tea.
by Uncle Joosie November 8, 2020
Get the Chyron Shade mug.Timmy's butthole was feeling quite itchy and aggravated when he woke up on Sunday. He turned to wife Sally and said "ugh I have Lurking Piles from all that pizza we ate this weekend; hoping those 'roids drop soon so I can get over it"
by Uncle Joosie November 30, 2020
Get the Lurking Piles mug.Moms for Liberty, recently rehabbed by national media as "joyful warriors," are all a fraudulent, dark-money-funded, steaming pile of horseshit masquerading as "grassroots movement". which is exactly why Minivan Taliban started trending on Twitter.
by Uncle Joosie July 5, 2023
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