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When an illegally installed president tells a lie and tanks a company's stock price.
Donald Trump launched a lie-filled Amazon Grenade that caused the company to lose market share and stock value overnight.
by Uncle Joosie April 3, 2018
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frothy excitement from fake conservatives when nutbags get nominated to SCOTUS
Carla was watching CNN and saw Orange Twitler Donald Trump nominate Amy Coney Barrett to SCOTUS. "Fuck all this shit with Amy Foamy Barrett. George Carlin was right about pro-lifers being fake as fuck and all they want is to get excited that their Jesus is gonna come back to life"
by Uncle Joosie September 27, 2020
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In a fit of Trump-related rage you write a perfect tweet and then Angry Tap the send button.
Carl was so pissed at Trump about revoking DACA that he opened twitter, wrote a joke and angry tapped the Tweet button.
by Uncle Joosie February 5, 2018
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when you Google cunt memes to own your best pal and the results are shocking
Clifton was chatting via Hangouts to Paul, his best pal, and they were razzing each other as per usual. Clifton needed fresh, cutting material so he popped over to Google for cunt memes. instead of funny gifs and pics the results returned lots of Errant Beavers and females in repose.
by Uncle Joosie October 6, 2021
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horrified Zoom attendees forced to watch Jeff Toobin jerk off
Jane attended virtual staff meeting on Zoom and noticed a strange action happening in one of the boxes. Just then she spotted Jeffrey Toobin massaging his trouser snake and was about to reach climax. "OMFG did you see that?" she texted her work pal. "We just got Me Toobin'ed! Gross!"
by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020
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Donald Trump trying to say "Mike Pence" while high on Adderall
Fat Orange Nixon slowly listed off a group of GOP complicit traitors attending a recent meeting and mangled First Lady Mike Pence's name. "Chuck Grassley was there; Joni Ernst and John Thune; and Mike Pounds. Just a whole group of great people."
by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020
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An extreme-conspiracy nutbag-fuckface stood up at "Save 'Murrica Cuz Jesus" conference with Mike "Misha" Flynn to ask a very dopey question. "Why can't what's happening in Minnamar happen here?" Misha replied, "no reason. it should." since FBI agents were monitoring the event they took notes and laughed their asses off.
by Uncle Joosie June 2, 2021
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