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Travis the 6-year-old finished up bath time and got out. Bob, his dad, said “do the Dalmatian Shake!” and Travis shook off the bath water just like a Dalmatian who just came out of the lake
by Uncle Joosie March 20, 2025
Get the Dalmatian Shake mug.Who spends nearly $2B to build a shithole casino in New Jersey—along with credible accusations of money laundering—only to have the whole thing go belly up? Casino Mobster does.
by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2024
Get the Casino Mobster mug.just prior to airtime Barbie-sue, Skeeter-Larry and Carl walked on-set, assumed their position as Fox so-called News' Curvy Couch Tumors and took a call from ranting lunatic Donald Trump.
by Uncle Joosie January 2, 2019
Get the Curvy Couch Tumors mug.Emmet and Salvador were chatting via Hangouts and Sal got a work call; after waiting a few minutes Emmet became impatient and sent a Purple Cat sticker holding a clock. When Sal hung up he saw the sticker and replied "oh I KNOW you didn't just engage in Sticker Scolding, bitch."
by Uncle Joosie August 14, 2020
Get the Sticker Scolding mug.Karl was preparing his snack bowl with Cheetos, apples and carrots when his roommate, Larissa, asked "won't that make your Cheetos soggy?" Karl replied: "no not at all but your concern for my Cheetos is greatly appreciated"
by Uncle Joosie March 5, 2020
Get the concern for my Cheetos mug.Mike Waltz appeared on Laura Ingraham's White Power Hour on Fixed Noise to toss Excuse Spaghetti on the wall to see what stuck. Waltz, dancing as fast as he could, suggested that Atlantic publisher Jeff Goldberg "infiltrated" the Signal chat rather than being added to it—even though receipts show the latter to be the stone-cold truth.
by Uncle Joosie March 27, 2025
Get the Excuse Spaghetti mug.Lyle was scrolling Twitter yesterday and saw Kelly Loeffler's "direct hearts to god" bible nonsense and got sick to his stomach. "my god these depraved assholes" he said aloud. "she Pulled a Marco and tweeted bible bullcrap to distract from insider trading and posing with a KKK wizard, I can't."
by Uncle Joosie December 14, 2020
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