Uncle Joosie's definitions

Minnamar

QAnon pronunciation of Myanmar

An extreme-conspiracy nutbag-fuckface stood up at "Save 'Murrica Cuz Jesus" conference with Mike "Misha" Flynn to ask a very dopey question. "Why can't what's happening in Minnamar happen here?" Misha replied, "no reason. it should." since FBI agents were monitoring the event they took notes and laughed their asses off.

by Uncle Joosie June 2, 2021

Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS)

Fully justified wave-of-fury affecting ALL "Meet the Press" viewers

Carl had seen "Meet the Press" one too many times. "why am I even allowing my DVR to tape this fucking garbage? Chuck Todd is a disgrace and obviously a mouthpiece for disgraced Qpublicans. what a fucking choad!" Carl exclaimed as he chucked his beer stein against the wall. poor Carl had Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS), so he decided to start a support group in his area.

by Uncle Joosie December 23, 2022

Frypan Diane

hapless volley in tennis like you're waving a frypan

Carlos was going for a putaway shot at the net when he stumbled and waved at the ball with his racquet, ending up shanking it out. on the changeover, Carlos turned to his partner Lou and said "jesus fucking christ dude I just hit a frypan diane. WTF is wrong with me?"

by Uncle Joosie October 5, 2023

Amazon Grenade

When an illegally installed president tells a lie and tanks a company's stock price.

Donald Trump launched a lie-filled Amazon Grenade that caused the company to lose market share and stock value overnight.

by Uncle Joosie May 20, 2018

Chuck Grasslighting

when Chuck Grassley lies, which is constantly

Glenn Kirschner was on with Stephanie Miller and mentioned all the nonsense coming from mobbed-up Pam Bondi’s senate hearing. Glenn said “the Chuck Grasslighting was out of control.” but none of it matters because republicans lie like rugs every fucking day and everybody yawned.

by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2025

Projection Erection

when trump aka Casino Mobster gets aroused after projecting his shortcomings on perceived enemies

in a recent, word-salad Projection Erection speech outside the courthouse, Tubby claimed Letitia James and Biden conspired against him using White House visitor logs. as The Former Guy gets a boner every time he makes a confession-accusation, it obviously means donald committed felonies with visitors to his mobbed-up white house

by Uncle Joosie January 12, 2024

Polluticrats

Fossil fuel Petroligarchs hellbent on wrecking the planet

In a recent well-heeled klan rally at MobALago, donny trump asked fossil-fuel executives for campaign cash, and the Polluticrats were poised and ready to deliver the cash... probably in plastic bags to a mob fixer.

by Uncle Joosie May 15, 2024