Happy Gilmore is known for the way he takes 6-7 steps up to his golf ball before driving it further than humanly possible. Happy Gilmoring/Happy Gilmored piggy backs off this idea in that you take your fully erect penis and sprint right towards the bent over ass of the person you are trying to have sex with. The intent is to have your dick go further up the vagina/asshole than any other cock that has been in there in the past.
Dude: Yo man my chick drank so much and passed out leaning on the bed last night.
Friend: Did you do anything weird to her?
Dude: Weird? No. But I happy Gilmored the shit outta that ass. Got like 3 inches deep!
Friend: Did you do anything weird to her?
Dude: Weird? No. But I happy Gilmored the shit outta that ass. Got like 3 inches deep!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 18, 2017
Get the Happy Gilmored mug.This term resembles the victims face after a prank gone horribly wrong. Men have this sick urge to always fart on each other. Well, sometimes when you are sleeping, men will pants themselves and rip a hot beef right on the side of your face to increase the smell (and because it is funnier). Sometimes when said men pants themselves in preparation for the fart, a turd may slip out and hit the victim on the side of the dome piece, mimicking throwing a dart at a dart board.
Ryan: I dare you to bust a bare ass fart on Troy's head.
Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)
James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?
Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.
Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)
James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?
Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019
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Mike: That's cute. I see you are studying up on your pubelic accounting.
Mike: That's cute. I see you are studying up on your pubelic accounting.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019
Get the Pubelic Accounting mug.The act of telling a chick you are going to rape them, but then say afterwards "April Fools!"
...but then you actually rape them.
...but then you actually rape them.
tyrant: I havn't been laid in a minute dawg
Big East: Today is a good day if any to play a Rapril Fools joke on some skanky twat.
Tryant: What is that? I pop out of the bushes with a knife and yell you're gonna get raped, then tell them April Fools?
Big Easy: Yea. Then you rape them.
Big East: Today is a good day if any to play a Rapril Fools joke on some skanky twat.
Tryant: What is that? I pop out of the bushes with a knife and yell you're gonna get raped, then tell them April Fools?
Big Easy: Yea. Then you rape them.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 01, 2020
Get the Rapril Fools mug.While taking a piss, the urine stream splits into 2 streams that flow in random uncontrollable directions due to the buildup of semen from recently busting a fresh nut. The piss usually gets all over the floor and the seat and even sometimes your clothes and bathroom towels. The aftermath can be devastating.
Gary: Dude I just got done nailing this fat chick. She had a bad case of FUPA and didn't...hold on a sec I will be right back. Gotta take a piss.
Frank: How long ago did you nail this fatty? Don't let your guard down, you may get attacked by ballsistic pissiles.
Frank: How long ago did you nail this fatty? Don't let your guard down, you may get attacked by ballsistic pissiles.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017
Get the Ballsistic Pissiles mug.The act of switching between anal and vaginal sex repeatedly throughout, which usually results in a surplus of shit clumps to build up in the cunt lips. The man then pulls out and hoses them lips down with a cum shot simulating someone power washing the mildew off of the siding of their house.
Big Easy: So my chick let me do anal last night for the first time. I can't decide which I like better.
Tryant: Why don't you pound both holes and see? But beware, if you are going to do that you may want to pull out and plower wash that snatch as you don't want a brown clam.
Tryant: Why don't you pound both holes and see? But beware, if you are going to do that you may want to pull out and plower wash that snatch as you don't want a brown clam.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 09, 2019
Get the Plower Wash mug.The act of getting a hummer by more than one woman, (preferably 2 in most cases) where each woman places a testicle in their mouth and sucks on it like a baby with a pacifier.
Stoney: dude I was so close to having a legit 3-some last night.
Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?
Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!
Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?
Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019
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