Uncle Gary's Potato Farm's definitions

Hollapeeño

The act of seeking revenge on your girl friend, wife, side piece, etc... by secretly placing a jalepeno slice on the tip of your dick like a halo over Jesus and thrusting it into the cunt hole of said bitch. You may choose to pound the vag but would be at great risk of draw back. If you plan to finish, use a condom.

Big Easy: so I caught my wife nailing the ups driver. I guess what brown can do for me is stop boning my wife.

Tyrant: does she know? If not you should give her a Hollapeeño. Use a condom though. I fucked that up last time. Couldn’t walk for 4 days.

Big Easy: the fuck is a condom? I’ll just give it one deep push in pull out and cover her face then piss on her clothes.

Tyrant: you r the most savage mofo in the galaxy.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 25, 2019

Helicum Balloon

An insanely large cum bubble produced from the combination of a crazy amount of jizz in the asshole and a fart. With a large enough fart, the balloon will take off and usually splatter hot sperm all over the nearest victim.

Jenny got pounded by so many dudes at the frat party last night she was producing the biggest helicum balloons you could possibly imagine!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 25, 2017

PP Longcocking

The name you give someone when their dick is long enough to submerge into the piss water shall they decide to sit down to urinate.

Big Easy: Bro, you ever wake up in the middle of the night and have to piss but would rather sit down than stand because you are so tired?

Mad Tony: Doesn't matter how tired I am, I need to stand otherwise my chode dangles in the piss water.

Big Easy: Ok there PP Longcocking, your shoe size is a 7.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm February 9, 2019

Mission Accumplished

When your only goal is to shoot your hot load all over the face of the person you just had sex with (in the missionary position) and you succeed.

Steve pulled out of Jenny just in time to cover her face in his man slime. Mission accumplished!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 26, 2017

siPPy cup

With emphasis on the "PP", this is when you jam a straw in your cock hole moments before you are about to spray a hot load so that your partner gets to have a relaxing drink as opposed to having to comb cum out of his/her eyelashes or nostril hairs.

Barbara: My bf is such a gentleman. He offers me a siPPy cup at the end of sex.

Friend: My bf is a prick. He covers me as if I was under the huge overturned 200 gallon bucket at the water park!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 29, 2017

Sementary

The word used to describe the place where you want to bury your hot load.

Hank: damn dawgs, check out the ass on that fine bitch.

Tony: I would bury my 3 inch rod right in there

Moose: I would take my cock to that sementary and fill that up with 6 feet of my creamy cumcrete.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm July 18, 2022

Scandinavian Hat Trick

While having sexual intercourse with a female in the missionary position, finish inside her. Once you finish, proceed to urinate while you stick your finger down your throat and make yourself vomit as well. Make sure the vomit lands in the goal, "vagina" so that you score the hat trick.

Friend 1: Last night was the tits! I boned a chick and came inside her!

Friend 2: That's it?

Friend 1: What do you mean that's it?

Friend 2: I brought some bitch back from the bar and gave her and scored the Scandinavian Hat Trick bro!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 16, 2017