Stoney: does your hoe queef when your pounding her?
Big Easy: all the time man. The worst is when she does it when I eat her out.
Stoney: We’ve all had our fair share of queef stroganoff.
Big Easy: all the time man. The worst is when she does it when I eat her out.
Stoney: We’ve all had our fair share of queef stroganoff.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019
Stemming from the premature ejaculation, this is the exact opposite. This occurs after wacking off or banging someone of something and not being able to nut. Several minutes, hours, even days later you randomly fire your juicy load unprovoked.
Big Cheesy: Dude, I don't know what is wrong with me. I am randomly shooting loads in my pants and not able to nut when I hack my wee wee or plow my wife. This ever happen to you?
T-Rex: Nope: You may wan... did you just cum?
Big Cheesy: SEE!!!
T-Rex: You might suffer from overmature ejaculation son.
T-Rex: Nope: You may wan... did you just cum?
Big Cheesy: SEE!!!
T-Rex: You might suffer from overmature ejaculation son.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 17, 2019
This is a term used to describe the editors of urban dictionary for passing such boring and unfunny terms such as manonmansplaining and corn Cock but denying lengendary terms such as the Colorado cliffhanger and the Scandinavian hat trick.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 18, 2017
Referring to the dare devil "Evil Kinevel" that would jump 87 school buses, fall, break 212 bones, recover, then add another bus to clear, this is a term that refers to a cuneiving slut that bangs as many guys as she can and purposely breaks their dicks during the process.
Big Easy: Sup Gaber tooth tiger, the fuck you walking like you took 16 dicks in the shitter?
Tryant: I had the worst sex last night. This Evil Kuntevel whore rode me like a cowboy in Texas than just snapped my dick in 2.
Big Easy: No homo, can I see?
Tryant: I had the worst sex last night. This Evil Kuntevel whore rode me like a cowboy in Texas than just snapped my dick in 2.
Big Easy: No homo, can I see?
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 17, 2019
After receiving a blumpkin, in one lightning fast motion, hop up and shove the persons head into the shit filled toilet resembling a game of apple bobbing.
Dude: My chick gave me a blumpkin last night.
Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?
Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
The act of telling a chick you are going to rape them, but then say afterwards "April Fools!"
...but then you actually rape them.
...but then you actually rape them.
tyrant: I havn't been laid in a minute dawg
Big East: Today is a good day if any to play a Rapril Fools joke on some skanky twat.
Tryant: What is that? I pop out of the bushes with a knife and yell you're gonna get raped, then tell them April Fools?
Big Easy: Yea. Then you rape them.
Big East: Today is a good day if any to play a Rapril Fools joke on some skanky twat.
Tryant: What is that? I pop out of the bushes with a knife and yell you're gonna get raped, then tell them April Fools?
Big Easy: Yea. Then you rape them.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 02, 2020
The act of putting your penis into your own ass (or vagina in the rare case your are born with both) and pounding away against your own will.
Man: (sobbing) I got moleincested last night.
Friend: What does that mean? What happened?
Man: Well, last night I was really drunk and passed out. Woke up to me drilling my own asshole.
Friend: What does that mean? What happened?
Man: Well, last night I was really drunk and passed out. Woke up to me drilling my own asshole.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 07, 2017