Definitions by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm
Plower Wash
The act of switching between anal and vaginal sex repeatedly throughout, which usually results in a surplus of shit clumps to build up in the cunt lips. The man then pulls out and hoses them lips down with a cum shot simulating someone power washing the mildew off of the siding of their house.
Big Easy: So my chick let me do anal last night for the first time. I can't decide which I like better.
Tryant: Why don't you pound both holes and see? But beware, if you are going to do that you may want to pull out and plower wash that snatch as you don't want a brown clam.
Tryant: Why don't you pound both holes and see? But beware, if you are going to do that you may want to pull out and plower wash that snatch as you don't want a brown clam.
Plower Wash by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 9, 2019
Hollapeeño
The act of seeking revenge on your girl friend, wife, side piece, etc... by secretly placing a jalepeno slice on the tip of your dick like a halo over Jesus and thrusting it into the cunt hole of said bitch. You may choose to pound the vag but would be at great risk of draw back. If you plan to finish, use a condom.
Big Easy: so I caught my wife nailing the ups driver. I guess what brown can do for me is stop boning my wife.
Tyrant: does she know? If not you should give her a Hollapeeño. Use a condom though. I fucked that up last time. Couldn’t walk for 4 days.
Big Easy: the fuck is a condom? I’ll just give it one deep push in pull out and cover her face then piss on her clothes.
Tyrant: you r the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
Tyrant: does she know? If not you should give her a Hollapeeño. Use a condom though. I fucked that up last time. Couldn’t walk for 4 days.
Big Easy: the fuck is a condom? I’ll just give it one deep push in pull out and cover her face then piss on her clothes.
Tyrant: you r the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
Hollapeeño by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 25, 2019
Ice scraping
The act of shooting a hefty cumshot across the room and getting some on the tv and passing out before cleaning, resulting in a nice jizz crust cover that would need to be chiseled out if left long enough
T-Rex: bro, I saw the best porn last night. Sware my load hit the fucking ceiling fan and splattered everywhere.
Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?
T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.
Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.
Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?
T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.
Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.
Ice scraping by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 21, 2019
Paper Boying
The act of taking a shit, (which needs to be at least 12 inches in length and 1 piece), pulling it back out using any method possible (gloves, fork and knife, bare hand), placing it on saran wrap, rolling it like a blunt on 4/20, then driving around looking for a group of kids to throw the log at.
Big East: Dawg, I just egged the shit out of a school bus. Must have hit it with like 9 eggs!
Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.
Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.
Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.
Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.
Paper Boying by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 15, 2019
Cosbmosis
Relating to the term "osmosis" when molecules pass through one cell to another via the call membrane, cosbmosis is the act of passing fecal matter from one person to the other through their dickhole via anal sex.
Big Easy: Yea, so, I, uh, I wouldn't recommend having anal sex if you have not already tried yet.
Tyrantula: Yea why is that?
Big Easy: While I was plugging that hole up, the nachos supreme she had earlier came right out and into my dick filling it up like it was a syringe of diarrhea.
Tyrantula: Didn't you pay attention in bioLOGy? You just went through cosbmosis.
Tyrantula: Yea why is that?
Big Easy: While I was plugging that hole up, the nachos supreme she had earlier came right out and into my dick filling it up like it was a syringe of diarrhea.
Tyrantula: Didn't you pay attention in bioLOGy? You just went through cosbmosis.
Cosbmosis by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 29, 2019
Semen Seagal
This is a term that describes the sheer force your cumshot fires out of your dickhole. You basically pull out and pump off a load so powerfull, it breaks some bones of the person you were just porking resembling Steven Seagal in every movie he has ever been in.
Big Easy: Haha you should have seen how fucked up I made the side of this chicks face last night.
Tyrant: You Ray Riced a bitch?
Big Easy: Nah man. My Semen Seagal smacked her right in the face knocking out at least 3 teeth.
Tyrant: You Ray Riced a bitch?
Big Easy: Nah man. My Semen Seagal smacked her right in the face knocking out at least 3 teeth.
Semen Seagal by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 22, 2019
The Hulk Hogan
Refering to when Hulk Hogan would rip his shirt off before each match, this term has to do with foreskin. Basically, a male with foreskin is pounding away and the vag starts to dry up. Being close to climax, he bypasses the option to pull out and spit on his dick for more lubrication and proceeds to pound dry. The build up of friction gives him an unwanted circumcision resembling Hulk Hogan ripping off his shirt.
Tyrant: Juicy J isn’t coming into work today?
Big Easy: Juicy J is not cumming for a long time. My man accidentally did The Hulk Hogan with his gf last night.
Tyrant: I guess now he has zero skin.
Big Easy: Juicy J is not cumming for a long time. My man accidentally did The Hulk Hogan with his gf last night.
Tyrant: I guess now he has zero skin.
The Hulk Hogan by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 10, 2019