Uncle Buck, Tennessee's definitions

forking ridiculous

The increasing number of cryptocurrency forks where an existing cryptocurrency code is splits in two resulting in a newer and older version.

Hey, did you hear that another bitcoin fork is coming? Yeah, it's getting forking ridiculous.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee June 2, 2018

Tangry

This is a text or email that is written while angry. It's usually not recommended and the person often regrets afterward.

Noah ending up breaking up with his girlfriend after he sent a tangry last night.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 1, 2018

Ham and eggs

To go super crazy; crazy on steroids

Alexa: Did you see that video of the Waffle House fight??? That was ham.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee May 20, 2023

Pizza belly

The incredible unpleasant sensation of being overly full after gorging on pizza, garlic bread or knots.

Emilie: “ Why are you on the floor moaning?”
Dad: “I ate six garlic knots and seven slices of pizza. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 30, 2024

Pizza belly

Incredibly uncomfortable sensation of fullness after gorging on pizza, garlic bread and/or knots.

Emilie: “Why are you laying on the floor moaning?”
Dad: “ I just ate seven slices of pizza and a whole order of garlic knots. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 30, 2024

GAF

Gluten as fuck. It's when a person prepares a dish or meal and makes absolutely no attempt to reduce or eliminate gluten.

Emilie: "Do you know if that dip is gluten free?"
Lincoln: "Hell no. She doesn't believe in food allergies. It's GAF."

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 25, 2023

Turdulence

The unfortunate and potentially messy situation that one experiences when defecating mid-flight and the plane experiences turbulence. The degree of messiness is directly proportional to the degree of turbulence.

Emilie: Man, what happened to your pants? You were in the bathroom forever. I was getting worried.
Catherine: It was awful. Major turdulence. As soon as I sat down, it got bumpy and poop went everywhere.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee April 22, 2021