Uncle Buck, Tennessee's definitions
The unfortunate and potentially messy situation that one experiences when defecating mid-flight and the plane experiences turbulence. The degree of messiness is directly proportional to the degree of turbulence.
Emilie: Man, what happened to your pants? You were in the bathroom forever. I was getting worried.
Catherine: It was awful. Major turdulence. As soon as I sat down, it got bumpy and poop went everywhere.
Catherine: It was awful. Major turdulence. As soon as I sat down, it got bumpy and poop went everywhere.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee April 22, 2021
Get the Turdulencemug. The increasing number of cryptocurrency forks where an existing cryptocurrency code is splits in two resulting in a newer and older version.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee June 2, 2018
Get the forking ridiculousmug. The incredible unpleasant sensation of being overly full after gorging on pizza, garlic bread or knots.
Emilie: “ Why are you on the floor moaning?”
Dad: “I ate six garlic knots and seven slices of pizza. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”
Dad: “I ate six garlic knots and seven slices of pizza. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 30, 2024
Get the Pizza bellymug. This is a text or email that is written while angry. It's usually not recommended and the person often regrets afterward.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 1, 2018
Get the Tangrymug. Alexa: Did you see that video of the Waffle House fight??? That was ham.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee May 20, 2023
Get the Ham and eggsmug. When two or more people inexplicably crowd into the same side in a restaurant booth leaving the other side completely open. It looks like they are riding in the cab of pick-up truck. Usually seen at a Denny's restaurant.
I was sitting at Denny's last night and lo and behold a family of three people came in and all sat on the same side of a booth. Definitely riding redneck.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 17, 2017
Get the Riding redneckmug. It's the extremely uncomfortable feeling of fullness after eating a meal at Cracker Barrel. Usually accompanied by a feeling of stickiness due to the ubiquitous use of syrup by its patrons and staff.
Emilie: What's wrong? You've been lying on the couch all afternoon.
Dad: I had the Momma's Pancake Breakfast at Cracker Barrel for lunch and now I've got the Cracker Belly.
Dad: I had the Momma's Pancake Breakfast at Cracker Barrel for lunch and now I've got the Cracker Belly.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee April 24, 2021
Get the Cracker Bellymug.