Emilie: “Why are you laying on the floor moaning?”
Dad: “ I just ate seven slices of pizza and a whole order of garlic knots. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”
Dad: “ I just ate seven slices of pizza and a whole order of garlic knots. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 30, 2024
Man, I never should have eaten that pickled herring last night. I ended up tossing a mazeltov cocktail in my toilet this morning.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 28, 2018
This is a text or email that is written while angry. It's usually not recommended and the person often regrets afterward.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 01, 2018
The unfortunate and potentially messy situation that one experiences when defecating mid-flight and the plane experiences turbulence. The degree of messiness is directly proportional to the degree of turbulence.
Emilie: Man, what happened to your pants? You were in the bathroom forever. I was getting worried.
Catherine: It was awful. Major turdulence. As soon as I sat down, it got bumpy and poop went everywhere.
Catherine: It was awful. Major turdulence. As soon as I sat down, it got bumpy and poop went everywhere.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee April 22, 2021
When you are walking your dog and its takes a gigantic poop in your neighbor's yard. Instead of actually picking it up in a plastic bag, you reach just adjacent to it with a bagged hand, thus simulating a responsible neighbor cleaning up after its dog. If you want to complete the ruse, you actually tie the bag full and toss it in the nearest trash can.
Wife: "Honey, are you going to pick that up?"
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 02, 2018
Alexa: Did you see that video of the Waffle House fight??? That was ham.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee May 20, 2023
It's the extremely uncomfortable feeling of fullness after eating a meal at Cracker Barrel. Usually accompanied by a feeling of stickiness due to the ubiquitous use of syrup by its patrons and staff.
Emilie: What's wrong? You've been lying on the couch all afternoon.
Dad: I had the Momma's Pancake Breakfast at Cracker Barrel for lunch and now I've got the Cracker Belly.
Dad: I had the Momma's Pancake Breakfast at Cracker Barrel for lunch and now I've got the Cracker Belly.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee April 24, 2021