UnKnown's definitions

Turky Salad

A tit wank. A term used when a woman masturbates a man with her breasts.

"Dat bitch frum da club wit' dem big titties gave me a turkey salad last nite yo! A put ma dick between 'em an' bust a nut all over dem titties."

by unknown April 2, 2004

cereal hell

when cereal is exposed to continual lando, and is sat upon by smelly butts of adolescent young men in a musty tent. (See 'lando')

This place is totaled! Major cereal hell!

by unknown June 14, 2003

tronik

can go straight to hell

accusses groups of fake releases

by unknown July 31, 2003

keegster

a bible thumbing person laking in any real knowledge

keegster smells

by unknown July 9, 2003

Pastiche

Pastiche: the stain resulting from the combination of sperm and blood from a woman's period!

Quick, turn over the couch cushion, we have to hide the pastiche from my parents!

by Unknown July 24, 2003

Laurhenz Attraction

This is when a male is attracted to a female because she has a "motherly" quality to her. The Oedipus Complex is shown through this attraction

I was sick last week and Samantha came over and brought me some chicken soup. I have a Laurhenz Attraction to her.

by unknown February 5, 2004

Kasmapalities

100% pure raw, unadulterated, uncut ownage.
Kasmapalities is like being a teacher while boxing, rapping, worker part time at a community center playing basketball with bad kids, while making a super nintendo rpg on the side maintaining two websites and having one of the finest girls in the city, whos parents are racists. Kasmapalities is like being on an album that your whole school knew about, man kasmapalities is, man its just ownage.

"Man my day was so kasmapalities."

"Man when I grow up, I hope to be like Kasmapalities"

by unknown June 11, 2006