splidge flanks

This is the unsightly excess fat that protrudes sideways at the meeting of the thigh and buttock. More commonly found on women due to their higher natural body fat.

Splidge flanks are usually caused by excess fat, though they can also be caused by ill-fitting trousers or jeans.

"Check out that fine ass! Too bad about the splidge flanks."

by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003

whopper

An exclamation used at the sight of a male blessed in the trouser regions.

An adjective used to describe the above average size of a penis.

"Even though Julie never ate fast food, she'd always jump at the chance to swallow a whopper."

by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

slag

Usually used in reference to a lady who has a revolving door to her bedroom. Though less common, 'slag' may also be applied to males who spread their seed too thinly and on bad soil.

"She slept with, John, Rick, Tom and Peter, and that was before breakfast. She's such a slag."

by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

dong

Slang word for 'penis'. Not to be confused with the the other male navigation organ the 'brain', (though often they can be used interchangably).

Also the sound when a musical bell is struck.

Sisquo - "Let me see that dong-da-dong-da-dong"

by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003