Umbongo - England's definitions

rimming

The act of using one's tongue on the anal rim of another person in order to gain and/or give sexual pleasure.

Insertion of the tongue is not necessary. Circular motions in the clockwise directions are supposedly better in the Northern hemisphere, and anti-clockwise ones in the Southern.

"If he wipes his ass well, I'll give him a good rimming"

by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

clit

Slang abbreviation for 'clitoris'.

A fictional vaginal area invented by Feminists circa 1963 in order to confound men in the bedroom, and therefore justify the uselessness of the male species by their inability to locate it.

Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.

"Along with the City of Atlantis, the clitoris is one of mankinds greatest myths."

by Umbongo - England January 10, 2007

clitoris

A fictional vaginal area invented by Feminists circa 1963 in order to confound men in the bedroom, and therefore justify the uselessness of the male species by their inability to locate it.

Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.

"Along with the City of Atlantis, the clitoris is one of mankinds greatest myths."

by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

dong

Slang word for 'penis'. Not to be confused with the the other male navigation organ the 'brain', (though often they can be used interchangably).

Also the sound when a musical bell is struck.

Sisquo - "Let me see that dong-da-dong-da-dong"

by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

99

Used in reference to homosexual sex. A play on the usually heterosexual 69 position, where the numerals represent the position of the sexual partners.

In England '99' chiefly is associated with a popular type of ice-cream sold by ice-cream vans that are usually seen in seaside resorts.

"I went up to the ice-cream man and asked him for a 99. He gave me a large creamy one."

by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

slag

Usually used in reference to a lady who has a revolving door to her bedroom. Though less common, 'slag' may also be applied to males who spread their seed too thinly and on bad soil.

"She slept with, John, Rick, Tom and Peter, and that was before breakfast. She's such a slag."

by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

whopper

An exclamation used at the sight of a male blessed in the trouser regions.

An adjective used to describe the above average size of a penis.

"Even though Julie never ate fast food, she'd always jump at the chance to swallow a whopper."

by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003