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Fairytale of New York

A Christmas song the BBC loves to whinge about because it has the word "faggot" in it and distorts it to suit their own false narrative that the song is homophobic, when really "faggot" can be used as an Irish slang to call someone a lazy person.
Fairytale of New York is not a homophobic song, so stop taking it out of context to fit your SJW narrative you whiners!
by UltimateDoge August 31, 2022
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Kamala Harris

Someone who relied too much on her race and gender for votes.
Thank God there are some intelligent people who didn't bite the race and gender bait and vote for her. Trump may not be perfect, but christ it can't get any worse than Kamala Harris.
by UltimateDoge August 23, 2025
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TV

A square box which you can use to watch free porn instead of risking getting a virus on your computer or mobile phone.
I got horny and I'm home alone, so I switched on some babestation on the TV so I can have a wank while watching it
by UltimateDoge August 2, 2022
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Three Days Grace

A pretty fucking decent rock band with meaningful words in their songs. Usually criticized by innocent pop fans who have no idea what they're talking about.
Most of the songs in One X by Three Days Grace cuts me deep, but I know it is the story of my life. I sound like an emo right now, but trust me I'm really not, I just admire their tremendous work.
by UltimateDoge March 17, 2023
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Urban dick

Someone who feels the need to make every urban dictionary definition sexual.
Normal person defining the word "Dog"- A dog is a cute and fluffy domesticated animal exhibiting some adorable characteristics such as licking or cuddling you as a way of manifesting affection.

An Urban Dick defining the word "Dog"- When a guy sucks another guy's dick and eats it for his fucking breakfast.
by UltimateDoge June 1, 2022
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TV Girl

Good band, but I wouldn't even consider them indie. Indie is Blur, Wolfmother, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Killers, Oasis etc.
TV Girl is great, but they're not indie guys.
by UltimateDoge January 9, 2024
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Poof

1. A derogatory term for a gay man

2. A british term to call someone sensitive and weak

3. Something appears like magic with no apparent cause.
1. You're a poof ya wee faggot

2. Man up you poof

3. Hocus pocus stick it up your jocus abracadabrakafooya *puppy dog appears* POOF!
by UltimateDoge May 14, 2021
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