Yo La Tengo

Quite literally the best shoegaze group to date, but not enough people check them out. They were more indie-rock before Fakebook, but let's face it, releasing Lo-Fi music was the right thing to do for them. It made them more popular and that's because they were better at releasing music that helps you relax and feel a sense of nostalgia of things that never happened before, rather than releasing some generic Garage Rock shit.
Check out Yo La Tengo's albums they're great

My top 3 albums are

And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside-Out

•Painful

•Fakebook
by UltimateDoge May 06, 2025
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Cum

"Honey I want a baby"

"In that case, I will inject you with some of my baby gravy aka cum with my dong, so that we can have one".
by UltimateDoge March 17, 2021
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Guitar Hero

A good game......

I don't know why everyone is whinging that people think that because they can complete a level on Expert that they can play it on a real guitar, but no one has ever claimed that they could play actual guitar just because they are good at guitar hero. Everyone knows that one's skill on a video game doesn't denote their skill level on another thing.
Guitar Hero is a good game which kills time, and playing a real guitar is also fun 🙂
by UltimateDoge December 05, 2022
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Afghanistan

A country that has practically been colonized by an Islamic terrorist group called the Talibans.
The Talibans have captured the 5 following large cities in Afghanistan:

1. Kabul (Capital city)
2.Herat
3.Kandahar
4.Mazar-i-Sharif
5.Lashkar Gah
by UltimateDoge August 29, 2021
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High school

I'm seeing many definitions which state high school is hell or seven cruel hours of our lives etc, however that's so easy for the privileged to say. Many people living in poverty would die to have a sufficient quantity of education as they aspire to do a job which helps them earn money. I'd say start being grateful for what you have, after all high school is rhe best years of your life because if you think about it, you will have to get a job, move house, pay taxes, bills, rent, mortgages, food, luxurious items, fuel etc. The whole point in high school is to educate individuals on things they need to know before they leave school or so that one can aim for a Job they aspire to work as. Make the most of high school.
High school years are the best years of your life.
by UltimateDoge May 14, 2021
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Slayer

Real thrash metal with fast and complex guitar riffs which amateurs will kill their fingers and wrists trying to play.
Slayer is the best thrash metal band to exist, prove me wrong.
by UltimateDoge January 05, 2023
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Wake up

Standard phrase used by conspiracy theorists to exemplify that one who doesn't agree with their paranoid beliefs are dumb.
Conspiracy theorist: Bill gates is going to implant a microchip in us all!!!

Smart person: Claim has already been disproven and the vaccine has been approved of as scientifically safe by the scientists and approved by the government for usage within the populations.

Conspiracy theorist: Don't listen to the gOvErNmEnT fUnDeD sCiEnTiSts! They are paid to lie to us all on behalf of the eViL gOvErNmEnT! wAkE uP sHeEpLe, Go AnD dO yOuR rEsEaRcH!
by UltimateDoge May 02, 2021
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