UltimateDoge's definitions

Sanctimonious

A virtue signalling and pretentious individual who thinks they are above everyone else.

You sanctimonious cunt

by UltimateDoge May 2, 2021

Wake up

Standard phrase used by conspiracy theorists to exemplify that one who doesn't agree with their paranoid beliefs are dumb.

Conspiracy theorist: Bill gates is going to implant a microchip in us all!!!

Smart person: Claim has already been disproven and the vaccine has been approved of as scientifically safe by the scientists and approved by the government for usage within the populations.

Conspiracy theorist: Don't listen to the gOvErNmEnT fUnDeD sCiEnTiSts! They are paid to lie to us all on behalf of the eViL gOvErNmEnT! wAkE uP sHeEpLe, Go AnD dO yOuR rEsEaRcH!

by UltimateDoge May 2, 2021

Aladdin

The movie where a young Arabian street rat found a magic lamp, then a Genie popped out of as he rubbed it. Subsequent to the mysterious discovery of the magic lamp, Genie offered aladdin 3 wishes, all of which were used towards Aladdin's gain to become closer to a princess he fell in love with called Jasmine. The initial movie was released in 1992 and the live action 2019, albeit I recommend watching the first movie before the modernised version.

Aladdin is the best Disney movie ever, I felt like I was drifting away from reality into "a whole new world"

by UltimateDoge May 2, 2021

Coronaspiracy theory

bIlL gAtEs VaCcInE

tHe GrEaT rEsEt

5g

sHeEpLe

mAsKs ReStRiCt My BrEaThInG

mAsKs TaKe AwAy My Freedom!

mAiNsTrEaM mEdIa

gOvErNmEnT fUnDeD sCiEnTiSts

eViL gOvErNmEnT

IT'S ALL A BIG CORONASPIRACY THEORY!🤪🤪🤪

by UltimateDoge May 3, 2021

Slumber party

See gangbang

"Those chicks are having a slumber party, bet they'll be having a gangbang"

by UltimateDoge May 3, 2021

Hermit

Me

I'm a loner with basically no friends, therefore I'm a hermit.

by UltimateDoge May 3, 2021

Joe Biden

See retard

Joe Biden is a dementia ridden butt sniffer.

by UltimateDoge May 7, 2021