UltimateDoge's definitions

Politicians

The best liars in the world.

Boris Johnson: 3 week lockdown to flatten the curve

Another year later: Most people vaccinated, yet we are still restricted...

Lying politicians at it's best

by UltimateDoge July 7, 2021

Mansplaining

A word feminists use when they lose a debate.

Man: So the fundamentals of......
Woman: STOP MANSPLAINING!!!!!!! *cries immensely*

by UltimateDoge September 14, 2021

Hit The Lights

Sorry, Selena Gomez, only Metallica can hut the lights

Hit The Lights could nit have been a better first track in an album by Metallica

by UltimateDoge November 9, 2022

Chicken

Wet dreams black people have.

"Yo my nigga, I had a wet dream last night where I married a piece of fried chicken. I woke up in the morning with cum in my pants"

by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022

Riot

The act of intentionally breaking things in the streets for a political or social advantage.

"This dude said all lives matter, let's start a riot!"

by UltimateDoge May 27, 2021

Batlord

What people erroneously refer to the Swedish Black Metal band Bathory as because the font used for their logo makes it look like it is called "Batlord"

Person 1: Nice Batlord shirt
Person 2: Thanks, but it is Bathory, nit Batlord
Person 1: Has an aneurysm

by UltimateDoge May 27, 2023

Amazon Echo

Amazon echo: "I am a very model of digital intelligence"

Also amazon echo: Ask her a simple question and she says "sorry I don't know that one" or "I'd rather not answer that"

Amazon echo is not a very model of digital intelligence

by UltimateDoge May 2, 2021