UltimateDoge's definitions

Plandemic

See- Karen

Karen: This isn't just about the virus, this is a plandemic!

Unfortunate listener: Karen, you are crazy, what benefit does crashing the world economy have on the government's? Try doing some real research and read some medical papers then you will see why Covid-19 is a serious issue that needs to be addressed instead of listening to David from down the pub who knows jackshit about basic virology.

Karen- WAKE UP YOU DUMB SHEEPLE! 🐑🐑🐑

by UltimateDoge March 29, 2021

V of doom

A terrifying logo with loud music and a V zooming towards with the words "a Viacom presentation". It sounds even more eerie when the sound is played on video tape through an old low quality TV. The worst nightmare for kids growing up in 70s and 80s.

The V of doom is a frightening logo.

by UltimateDoge August 10, 2021

Banned

What will happen to me for my definition of the word "idol"

Urban dictionary will probably have me banned because they can't take a fucking joke

by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022

Pokémon GO

The idea of the game was to catch Pokémon as you do, but do it in the lovely world of the outdoors and still be in the virtual world at the same time, yet obesity rates have skyrocketed substantially since 2016 in the west.

You can't just lose weight and get fitter by walking about and playing Pokémon GO alone. You need to limit your calorie intake and consume calories from healthy sources of protein, carbs and healthy fats rather than eating like a stray dog by guzzling shit tons of empty calories after your walk.

by UltimateDoge June 1, 2022

It's just a prank, bro

Yes it was just a prank bro.

It's just a prank, bro, so get a sense of humour you fucking snowflake!

by UltimateDoge June 8, 2022

Dream stans

They're either Lesbians with multicoloured hair or virgins who are unable to get their hole.

Dream stans are one of the lowest forms of life

by UltimateDoge September 12, 2022

Evanescence

An American band with a unique music style as they can range from hard rock, emo/gothic, grunge and to metal. The same reason The Smashing Pumpkins is one of my favourite bands as their music style is also varied.

Evanescence is one of the best bands ever, hands down.

by UltimateDoge August 30, 2022