UltimateDoge's definitions

Cyclops

Mike Wazowski

Mike Wazowski is a small and green cyclops who looks like a football.

by UltimateDoge April 28, 2021

Columbus

The show and tell for Columbus is Genocide.

Person 1: Did you know Christopher Columbus discovered America, what an amazing guy!
Person 2: Yes, ineed he discovered America. He is also a genocidal piece of shit who brutally attacked many native inhabitants from the west indies, fed them to dogs and alligators if they went against his wishes and of course he is the same "amazing guy" who started to cheat native americans out of their own land and stole their identity.
Person 1: Wow, he's not such a great guy after all.

by UltimateDoge June 23, 2021

Friends

I got none

I got no friends

by UltimateDoge May 14, 2023

Bantam

1. Some type of Chicken, idk.
2. Anagram of Batman

Bantam

by UltimateDoge April 3, 2025

Fearmongering

General response used by conspiracy theorists to deny that covid is a major issue.

Intelligent person: Wear a mask, social distance and protect your grannies and grandads. Covid is a serious disease killing many people worldwide, especially older people, however there have been reported cases of babies, children and teenagers teenagers dying of the virus.

Conspiracy theorist: FEARMONGERING!

by UltimateDoge March 17, 2021

Hypocrisy

The act of calling others out for their wrongdoings whilst commiting the same wrongdoings themselves.

See: SJW
Also see: Twitter user

SJW: Stop calling Arabs terrorists, it's making me cry!

Also SJW: White people are evil colonising neo nazi's who deserve to die.

Hypocrisy

by UltimateDoge July 24, 2021

Siamese Dream

An album by The Smashing Pumpkins which consists of either grungy songs or soft love songs.

Siamese Dream is a kickass album by The Smashing Pumpkins. I'd say Siamese Dream and Gish! are my 2 favourite albums by The Smashing Pumpkins.

by UltimateDoge September 27, 2022