Definitions by UltimateDoge
Donald Trump
I'm sorry if my previous definitions have been so wishy washy, but I think I have now made up my mind about this man. I used to hate Trump as I was more liberal when I was younger, and as I got older, I grew more conservative and I initially supported Trump for the 2024 presidential election, but I lost support towards him at the end of February due to the illegal war in Iran. I could half understand why he destroyed their nuclear facilities last year, but starting a full-scale war is way too rough handed in my eyes, and it is not only affecting Iran and the US, but it is affecting jobs in many other countries in Europe which send out exports to the Middle East. I honestly believe he will make the same mistake as George Bush in the 2000s and put the USA and much of the world in another economic recession.
Donald Trump is just way too old to be president. 2016 Trump and 2026 Trump are like 2 different men, and it saddens me to see such a drastic turn in his cognition.
Donald Trump by UltimateDoge April 10, 2026
Rickets
It’s a condition where a child’s bones don’t harden properly because they aren't getting the right building blocks specifically Vitamin D, calcium, or phosphorus.
Because the bones stay soft and flexible instead of becoming strong and rigid, they can start to bow or bend under the weight of the child’s body as they grow, and even stunt growth in severe cases.
Because the bones stay soft and flexible instead of becoming strong and rigid, they can start to bow or bend under the weight of the child’s body as they grow, and even stunt growth in severe cases.
Middle East, Africa and South Asia have the highest rates of rickets reported. Despite high sun exposure, dietary deficiency is often the cause of the condition in those areas.
Rickets by UltimateDoge March 22, 2026
Dmitry Medvedev
Guys, relax. Medvedev doesn't really want the UK nuked, his favourite bands are literally 60s and 70s rock bands.
Dmitry Medvedev by UltimateDoge February 2, 2026
A.I.
The government wants to use A.I. to detect illegal messages, and even if there is no intent to commit such a crime, the A.I. will detect it and authorities will be contacted right away. Don't be fooled by all the funny A.I. videos you see on instagram, those are a distraction from what A.I. Is really capable of.
A.I. by UltimateDoge January 14, 2026
Heathcliff
Originally a comic starting in 1973, about an orange cat who is always fighting dogs and playing pranks on everyone. The TV show was first aired in 1984.
Heathcliff by UltimateDoge January 7, 2026
Hulk Hogan
Hulk Hogan by UltimateDoge November 25, 2025
Ozempic
Apparently a drug used to treat type 2 diabetes to produce more insulin as those with type 2 diabetes don't produce enough insulin or their bodies don't respond to insulin very well.
It is now being used by celebrities to lose weight, and it makes them look awful.
It is now being used by celebrities to lose weight, and it makes them look awful.
Ozempic by UltimateDoge November 17, 2025