UltimateDoge's definitions

A.I.

Potentially the downfall of the world.

The government wants to use A.I. to detect illegal messages, and even if there is no intent to commit such a crime, the A.I. will detect it and authorities will be contacted right away. Don't be fooled by all the funny A.I. videos you see on instagram, those are a distraction from what A.I. Is really capable of.

by UltimateDoge January 14, 2026

Heathcliff

Originally a comic starting in 1973, about an orange cat who is always fighting dogs and playing pranks on everyone. The TV show was first aired in 1984.

Heathcliff is like Garfield with Attitude.

by UltimateDoge January 7, 2026

Hulk Hogan

My favourite racist.

RIP Hulk Hogan

by UltimateDoge November 25, 2025

Ozempic

Apparently a drug used to treat type 2 diabetes to produce more insulin as those with type 2 diabetes don't produce enough insulin or their bodies don't respond to insulin very well.

It is now being used by celebrities to lose weight, and it makes them look awful.

Have you seen Meghan Trainor after using Ozempic? She used to be so hot, and now she is ugly. 💔🥀

by UltimateDoge November 17, 2025

Kamala Harris

Someone who relied too much on her race and gender for votes.

Thank God there are some intelligent people who didn't bite the race and gender bait and vote for her. Trump may not be perfect, but christ it can't get any worse than Kamala Harris.

by UltimateDoge August 23, 2025

Vodka

That's what Russian Tap water really consists of 🤫

Vodka

by UltimateDoge July 19, 2025

Woke

A term initially used to describe those with progressive views of being "aware" of social injustices, and inequalities, but has now evolved into a pejorative term to mock the kind of "progressive" people who are often described as self deprecating obese women with blue hair and like to dictate who is oppressed and who is not.

Woke people are dumb as shit and never have a logical or rational argument. Basically everything they say is from emotion.

by UltimateDoge July 19, 2025