Urban Dictionary: Definitions by UltimateDoge

Mainstream Music

Most people in my school listen to Mainstream Music and it and due to them playing it so much whilst I was in earshot, it gave me ear cancer.

Mainstream Music by UltimateDoge May 23, 2022

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The truth about

If you encounter a website which the title is "the truth about", most likely it is a pseudoscientific website consisting of baseless claims with no citation.

"The truth about Saturated Fat" Then begins to tell us how healthy saturated fat is for us which is dangerous misinformation because Saturated fat is known to increase triglycerides and cholesterol levels in the blood, therefore increasing the risk of coronary heart disease due to causing a build up of plaque in the arteries.

The truth about by UltimateDoge May 23, 2022

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Monkeypox

The Omicron Variant didn't work, so now they've released Monkeypox.

The media and the government are tired of covid as it hasn't scared enough people, so now monkeypox has been released to terrify the masses even more.

Monkeypox by UltimateDoge May 23, 2022

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Tories

A British political party who robs all the money from the poor while the rich becomes richer. It's becoming harder for the working class to survive under the tories due to earning the bare minimum for living. For example, electric bills have recently doubled, groceries are becoming extortionate, and taxes are increasing. With a combination of all those, the working class have all of their wage robbed of them by the end of the month. The thing that annoys me the most is the fact that after 'partygate's, Boris Johnson got fined and the money he gets is from taxpayers. It's absolutely nothing out of his back pocket. I do hope after Boris Johnson's time as prime minister, that the support for him will drop due to the way he has attempted to combat the pandemic which has been absolutely abysmal, albeit very doubtful that Labour will be voted in any time soon because the tories have won every General Election since 2010.

Basically if you are working class or in a financial crisis, focus on your own survival and vote Labour. If care about improving the economic welfare of the country in an unstable way without giving a shit about the less fortunate, then vote the tories.

Tories by UltimateDoge May 18, 2022