Ubeenbamboozledson's definitions

Chuck Norris

A badass turned homophobe.

Chuck Norris used to be a badass, but now he's a homophobe.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021

Golden Earring Syndrome

AKA "We Cannot Go On Without You."

Golden Earring Syndrome is when a group immediately stops existing when a very important member is permanently out of commission, usually due to an abrupt death or illness.

Golden Earring Syndrome was named for the band Golden Earring, which disbanded in February 2021 after nearly sixty years when it was revealed that the lead singer, George Kooymans, had been diagnosed with ALS two months prior.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021

Falling Out

An acrimonious quarrel or argument between two people that usually results in estrangement. The two people in question must always be extremely close; i.e best friends or family members. It can also be more than two, although that doesn't happen very often.

There are two possible outcomes of a falling-out:

-The friends will no longer be on speaking terms for awhile, but eventually reconcile.

Or...
-The friends will no longer be on speaking terms. Period.

"Did you hear Alan and Blake are no longer friends?"

"What? I thought they were inseparable!"

"Not really...they had a falling out after finding out that Alan's girlfriend was cheating on him with Blake."

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 26, 2021

Legacy Content

An item in a video game that can no longer be obtained through normal means, but nonetheless still exists.

Named for energy weapons with the explosive legendary mod in Fallout 76, which no longer spawn due to a glitch that makes the explosions do far more damage than they are supposed to, resulting in insanely overpowered guns that can mow down almost any non-boss enemy in less than two seconds. Eventually, they were nicknamed "Legacies."

The lengths hardcore gamers will go to in order to get their hands on legacy content on their favorite games is unreal.

"Here's $50, now give me my virtual weapon that will make me absolutely unstoppable," said no one ever...no one except these people.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 26, 2021

Goose Goose Duck

An Among Us ripoff with ducks instead of astronauts. Has nothing to do with the children's game Duck, Duck, Goose.

Goose Goose Duck is a shameless ripoff

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 27, 2021

Satanhood

A play on the word "Sainthood," this is when a person who appears to be extremely kind, generous...just good in general, actually turns out to be anything but. Tends to induce trust issues in people when they find out.

"Mother Teresa was declared a saint, despite the fact that she was a child trafficker, and her healthcare was downright awful. She also refused to let people die in peace -- refusing painkillers and even waterboarding (baptizing) them -- saying that 'Suffering brings you closer to god.' What a great woman, right? Sainthood doesn't fit her at all; more like 'Satanhood.'"

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 27, 2021

Murray Head

Murray Head (yes, that is his real name) is a one-hit-wonder British songwriter born on March 5, 1946. He is known for the legendary song "One Night in Bangkok," and absolutely nothing else.

You'd think Murray Head would be more famous with a name like that.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 28, 2021