Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Fallout 76
The ninth (?) game in the Fallout series that implemented online gameplay.
It was released in November 2018, to overwhelmingly negative reviews because of the numerous bugs and random freezes. However, Bethesda actually listened to the complaints; they were actually able to salvage the game so that it's least passable, although several bugs (and severe lag issues) still exist.
It was released in November 2018, to overwhelmingly negative reviews because of the numerous bugs and random freezes. However, Bethesda actually listened to the complaints; they were actually able to salvage the game so that it's least passable, although several bugs (and severe lag issues) still exist.
Fallout 76 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 21, 2021
Dashboarding
A gaming term used to refer to when a game suddenly freezes for absolutely no reason whatsoever, forcing a restart.
The term was coined by various Fallout 76 players, as the game is absolutely notorious for doing this.
The term was coined by various Fallout 76 players, as the game is absolutely notorious for doing this.
"Don't worry, I got y- GODDAMMIT!"
"Did you dashboard?"
"Yes..."
"Man, dashboarding sucks. I feel you, man."
"Did you dashboard?"
"Yes..."
"Man, dashboarding sucks. I feel you, man."
Dashboarding by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2021
Sneezing Damage
When you're so close to dying that you would probably drop dead if someone or something merely sneezed on you.
Has nothing to do with Covid-19.
Has nothing to do with Covid-19.
By the time we finally defeated that boss, most of my squad was at sneezing damage. To make matters worse, we had no health kits...
Sneezing Damage by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2021
Early Grave
A tragically young death, typically at or below the age of 40 or 50.
There's quite a few variations of the phrase. "Digging yourself an early grave", "Meeting an early grave", and "Driving someone into an early grave", to name a few.
There's quite a few variations of the phrase. "Digging yourself an early grave", "Meeting an early grave", and "Driving someone into an early grave", to name a few.
1. Rhonda's son, Carson dug himself an early grave at the age of 29, thanks to his drug abuse and alcoholism.
2. Michael and Paula had a son named Harry, who met an early grave at the tender age of eight, due to leukemia.
3. Earl's job forced him to work odd hours, resulting in severe sleep deprivation. He aged very poorly as a result, and it ultimately drove him into an early grave at the age of 36.
2. Michael and Paula had a son named Harry, who met an early grave at the tender age of eight, due to leukemia.
3. Earl's job forced him to work odd hours, resulting in severe sleep deprivation. He aged very poorly as a result, and it ultimately drove him into an early grave at the age of 36.
Early Grave by Ubeenbamboozledson December 6, 2020
Do as I say, not as I do
A phrase that literally means "I am a hypocrite, but you should still obey me." It is commonly used to mock someone (usually a politician, but can actually be anyone) displaying utter hypocrisy of any kind.
California Governor Gavin Newsom tries to mandate masks in the state. Later, he was seen sitting at a restaurant table with eleven people. Every single one of those eleven people -- Newsom included -- was NOT wearing a mask.
"Do as I say, not as I do" he said, effectively sweeping it under the rug.
"Do as I say, not as I do" he said, effectively sweeping it under the rug.
Do as I say, not as I do by Ubeenbamboozledson December 5, 2020
Norman Mailer
Answering a question extremely quickly, especially a rather difficult one.
The term is named after the author himself, as well as an absolutely golden moment during Meredith Viera's time as the host of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?", where a contestant phoned a friend for $250,000, and said friend instantly told him the correct answer - Norman Mailer.
The term is named after the author himself, as well as an absolutely golden moment during Meredith Viera's time as the host of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?", where a contestant phoned a friend for $250,000, and said friend instantly told him the correct answer - Norman Mailer.
Contestant: "Bob, in 1960, what author stabbed his second wife, Adele, with a pen knife during an argument at a party?"
Bob (before contestant even reads any of the choices): Norman Mailer!
*Audience cheers*
(A few moments later, contestant locks in Norman Mailer and gets it right)
Bob (before contestant even reads any of the choices): Norman Mailer!
*Audience cheers*
(A few moments later, contestant locks in Norman Mailer and gets it right)
Norman Mailer by Ubeenbamboozledson November 20, 2020
Gordon Lightfoot
Gordon Meredith Lightfoot, Jr. (Yes...his middle name is Meredith) is a Canadian songwriter born in 1938.
He is arguably most known for his song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald", a song/story about what happened in that horrible tragedy. Some of his other well-known songs include "Sundown", "Black Day in July", "Early Morning Rain" and many more.
Lightfoot has been having many health issues since 2002, and was even the victim of a death hoax in 2010. However the 81-year-old singer continues to perform to this day.
He is arguably most known for his song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald", a song/story about what happened in that horrible tragedy. Some of his other well-known songs include "Sundown", "Black Day in July", "Early Morning Rain" and many more.
Lightfoot has been having many health issues since 2002, and was even the victim of a death hoax in 2010. However the 81-year-old singer continues to perform to this day.
Gordon Lightfoot must have lied that he doesn't have a middle name a lot throughout his life...I certainly would if my middle name was a female name.
Gordon Lightfoot by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2020