Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
The Noose Song
A shockingly dark song that tells you how to commit suicide by hanging. It was so controversial that the artist had to make a family-friendly version.
The Noose Song
Let's learn how to tie a noose
It's easy if you're not obtuse
All you need is a piece of rope
And abandon all your hope
You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes his mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom, what has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
And you give the top a pull
Now it's ready for your use
This is how you tie a noose
Let's learn how to tie a noose
It's easy if you're not obtuse
All you need is a piece of rope
And abandon all your hope
You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes his mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom, what has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
And you give the top a pull
Now it's ready for your use
This is how you tie a noose
The Noose Song by Ubeenbamboozledson September 12, 2021
Tack
The lesser-known cousin of the Lego Brick. It is far more painful to step on, but gets overshadowed because it's more common to find Legos on the floor.
Tack by Ubeenbamboozledson September 12, 2021
Pain
"I almost got the high score on that pinball game, then the ball went right between the flippers."
"Wow, that sucks. Is that what true pain feels like?'
"Yes."
"Wow, that sucks. Is that what true pain feels like?'
"Yes."
Pain by Ubeenbamboozledson September 12, 2021
Plandemic
A term used by right-wing conspiracy theorists who believe that the Coronavirus Disease 2019 Pandemic was 100% intentional.
Plandemic conspiracy theorists often believe that Dr. Anthony Fauci was the one responsible for bringing the virus to America. It sounds ridiculous, but his comment in January 2017 stating that Donald Trump would definitely face an outbreak during his presidency actually gives them a leg to stand on.
Plandemic by Ubeenbamboozledson September 11, 2021
🥴 by Ubeenbamboozledson September 11, 2021
Keith Moon
What People Think: The original drummer for the British band "The Who" before his tragically young death.
Reality: The original drummer for the British band "The Who." Also an extremely shitty human being.
Reality: The original drummer for the British band "The Who." Also an extremely shitty human being.
Keith Moon was an incurable drug addict who may or may not have been mentally insane. He was a massive prankster, and he had an incredibly unhealthy obsession with explosives, destruction, and destruction involving explosives. Everywhere he went, he got himself and his fellow bandmates in big trouble with his antics, to the point that they racked up a massive debt and almost went bankrupt.
During one concert, he had to be replaced because he kept passing out, thanks to his drug abuse. On several other occasions, his insatiable desire for destruction got himself injured quite badly, and he had to be repeatedly "rescued" by his bandmates or whoever happened to find him, who were none too happy to help him, knowing that he always invoked it upon himself. He ultimately died in 1978 at the age of 32, as a result of his incredibly self-destructive lifestyle. But when he died, his bandmates thought it was a prank; he was THAT much of a prankster. They didn't even realize it was legit until they went to his funeral and saw his mother weeping next to his coffin.
During one concert, he had to be replaced because he kept passing out, thanks to his drug abuse. On several other occasions, his insatiable desire for destruction got himself injured quite badly, and he had to be repeatedly "rescued" by his bandmates or whoever happened to find him, who were none too happy to help him, knowing that he always invoked it upon himself. He ultimately died in 1978 at the age of 32, as a result of his incredibly self-destructive lifestyle. But when he died, his bandmates thought it was a prank; he was THAT much of a prankster. They didn't even realize it was legit until they went to his funeral and saw his mother weeping next to his coffin.
Keith Moon by Ubeenbamboozledson September 10, 2021
Guess Who
A popular Garry's Mod gamemode where players have to disguise themselves as NPCs by changing into them and acting like them to avoid the hunters, whose job is to find them and kill them while taking care not to die by making too many mistakes.
Because of the unfair nature of the game, the hiders have various powers to aid them, including, but not limited to:
-Shockwave: All hunters close to the hider will be unable to move and their vision will become blurred, but only for a few seconds. -Graviton Surge: A large, purple vortex appears, sucking in anyone and anything that gets too close, potentially killing the hunters (and hiders!) when the objects slam into them.
-Sudoku: The hider begins growing and flashing random colors before exploding, dealing a massive amount of damage to anyone nearby, including the hunters. To prevent it from being too overpowered, the hider is also instantly killed, and the hunters can kill them before they explode.
-Teleport: Exactly what it sounds like.
-Timelapse: The hider's recent movements are quickly reversed at a warp speed, effectively teleporting them.
-Shrink: The hider's health is reduced to 40%; however, they briefly become smaller and faster.
-Prop Hunt: The hider's health is reduced to 10%; however, they briefly become a small, speedy object, like in prop hunt.
-Vampirism: Gives you extra health at the expense of the hunters.
-Decoy: Summons 1-7 NPCs around the user.
Despite this, Guess Who still is not very popular, because winning as a hider is damn near impossible.
-Shockwave: All hunters close to the hider will be unable to move and their vision will become blurred, but only for a few seconds. -Graviton Surge: A large, purple vortex appears, sucking in anyone and anything that gets too close, potentially killing the hunters (and hiders!) when the objects slam into them.
-Sudoku: The hider begins growing and flashing random colors before exploding, dealing a massive amount of damage to anyone nearby, including the hunters. To prevent it from being too overpowered, the hider is also instantly killed, and the hunters can kill them before they explode.
-Teleport: Exactly what it sounds like.
-Timelapse: The hider's recent movements are quickly reversed at a warp speed, effectively teleporting them.
-Shrink: The hider's health is reduced to 40%; however, they briefly become smaller and faster.
-Prop Hunt: The hider's health is reduced to 10%; however, they briefly become a small, speedy object, like in prop hunt.
-Vampirism: Gives you extra health at the expense of the hunters.
-Decoy: Summons 1-7 NPCs around the user.
Despite this, Guess Who still is not very popular, because winning as a hider is damn near impossible.
Guess Who by Ubeenbamboozledson September 7, 2021