Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Gary Moore 

A popular blues singer from Northern Ireland.

Birth Name: Robert William Gary Moore

Born: April 4, 1952
Current Status: Deceased (February 6, 2011; 58 years old)

Gary Moore first achieved fame as a member of the band Skid Row. He later performed for Thin Lizzy, and achieved great success as a solo artist from that point on until his death from an alcohol-induced heart attack.

Gary Moore by Ubeenbamboozledson September 12, 2021

Bob Seger

A very popular singer-songwriter who became quite famous in the 70's and 80's.

Birth Name: Robert Clark Seger (Pronounced "See-Grr")
Born: May 6, 1945
Current Status: Living

Bob Seger has many great songs, including "Turn The Page," "Like A Rock," "Night Moves (arguably his signature song)," "Mainstreet," "Shame On The Moon," "Old Time Rock'n'Roll," "You'll Accomp'ny Me," "Still The Same," "Understanding," "Fire Lake," "Roll Me Away," and "Against The Wind."

Seger's songs are generally of medium length. Even his shortest songs still pass the three minute mark, and some of his longest songs are around six minutes long. However, most of his songs are only "long" because he deliberately drags them out.

Bob Seger by Ubeenbamboozledson September 12, 2021

The Noose Song 

A shockingly dark song that tells you how to commit suicide by hanging. It was so controversial that the artist had to make a family-friendly version.

The Noose Song

Let's learn how to tie a noose
It's easy if you're not obtuse
All you need is a piece of rope
And abandon all your hope

You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes his mind and turns around

And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins

You take the snake and spiral down

And at the bottom, what has he found?

The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
And you give the top a pull

Now it's ready for your use
This is how you tie a noose

The Noose Song by Ubeenbamboozledson September 12, 2021

Tack 

The lesser-known cousin of the Lego Brick. It is far more painful to step on, but gets overshadowed because it's more common to find Legos on the floor.

Stepping on a tack is a good way to learn a new language.

Tack by Ubeenbamboozledson September 12, 2021

Pain

When you're playing pinball and the ball goes straight between the flippers.

"I almost got the high score on that pinball game, then the ball went right between the flippers."

"Wow, that sucks. Is that what true pain feels like?'

"Yes."

Pain by Ubeenbamboozledson September 12, 2021

Plandemic 

A term used by right-wing conspiracy theorists who believe that the Coronavirus Disease 2019 Pandemic was 100% intentional.

Plandemic conspiracy theorists often believe that Dr. Anthony Fauci was the one responsible for bringing the virus to America. It sounds ridiculous, but his comment in January 2017 stating that Donald Trump would definitely face an outbreak during his presidency actually gives them a leg to stand on.

Plandemic by Ubeenbamboozledson September 11, 2021

🥴 

An emoji used to signify drunkenness, stupidity, or awkwardness.

Person 1: What's Obama's last name?

Person 2: Take a wild guess.

Person 1: ...Oh 🥴

🥴 by Ubeenbamboozledson September 11, 2021