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Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Retired From Living 

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No longer alive; dead.
"My grandpa has been retired from living since 2017"
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Dumbass Worship 

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Treating a piece of shit human being as though they're a god.
Tumblr constantly worships Dream, despite the fact that his Minecraft speedruns were proven to be fake.

Dumbass Worship at its finest.
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Watch Out For The Doors 

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Using a door as a weapon (accidentally or not) by slamming it into someone.
*Terroriser gets crushed by a door*

"Watch out for the doors, folks. They're not just a great band -- They'll kill you!"
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Facebook Probation 

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When Facebook punishes you by placing sanction(s) on your account to restrict what you can do instead of just putting you in Facebook Jail.
"Why didn't you comment on my post bro"

"I can't. I'm on Facebook Probation and can't comment on any posts until Monday"
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Like Baptizing A Cat 

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Extremely difficult and painful.
Dealing with a Karen in your workplace is like baptizing a cat.
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Doorstopper 

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A book that is so comically large, it can literally be used as an actual doorstopper.
My doorstopper of a book is just shy of 1,000 pages. And the pages are HUGE.
Doorstopper by Ubeenbamboozledson March 9, 2022
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Ben Stiller is not Batman 

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One of the funniest moments in the history of the Vanoss Crew, where Terroriser states that Ben Stiller is Batman instead of Ben Affleck.
Terroriser (In his Terminator voice while shooting Batman NPCs): HELLO! AHHH, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! COME ON, YOU FUCK!

Panda (After Terroriser kills them all): I have to point out something...BEN STILLER IS NOT BATMAN!

(Everyone starts laughing)

Terroriser: What? I SAID BEN STILLER??

Wildcat: Ben AFFLECK!

Terroriser: Ah, fuck! I called Zoolander "Batman"!

Panda: You stupid bastard!
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