FML

A left-wing biased website where liberals cry about things they disagree with. Oh, and it used to be a place where people vented when they had a bad day. FML
FML used to be good.
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The Vision Test

A quiz game inspired by "The Impossible Quiz." Fifty levels that start off easy, but eventually require careful observation and brain power in order to figure them out.
The Vision Test is known for being just as difficult as The Impossible Quiz, only negated by the fact that there are checkpoints. Level 47 & Level 49 are particularly notorious. Have fun!
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 02, 2021
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March 10

1. Mario Day (Mar10)

2. The birthday of the living legend that is Chuck Norris
March 10 is a great day
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Narcissistic Parent

The worst thing you can ever have in your life. A narcissistic parent doesn't love you, and simply sees you as an accident that sometimes serves as a useful tool to give them leverage in life. Trying to talk to them is like talking to a brick wall, and they always turn their flaws around on you to make it seem like you're being ungrateful. A person with a narcissistic parent often feels as though the parent in question doesn't care about them -- and they're right. But they also feel like their emotions and feelings mean nothing; THAT is false.
If you have a narcissistic parent -- or worse yet, BOTH of your parents are narcissists -- the best thing to do is RUN, and never look back. Forget they ever existed, because they never cared about your existence. You are worthy of being loved, even if your parent(s) don't think so. Find a person whom you look up to as the father/mother figure you never had and never let go. Don't even bother confronting them, because it will just make things worse for you. Simply cut them out and if you ever have children of your own, do everything you can to NOT be your parents.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 05, 2021
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A 2003 racing game. Arguably the worst video game of all time. It's so bad that it's actually more common for people to satirically suggest that it's an absolute masterpiece, rather than just ripping it for how absolutely awful it is.
Big Rigs Over The Road Racing is THE perfect example of why you should actually finish a game before you release it.

-It is impossible to lose, because your opponent does not move. A later release patched this issue, but it's STILL impossible to lose; even if you let the opponent win, the race still goes to you.

-Bridges are buggy as hell. When your truck drives on one, it goes UNDER the bridge before magically reappearing.

-You can drive through basically everything except for a demolished helicopter found in one of the maps. Speaking of which, there is one map that crashes the game when you try to play it.

-The infamous winning screen "YOU'RE WINNER!" has been the subject of ridicule, even after it was corrected to say "YOU WIN!"

-The truck can drive straight up hills and cliffs, and it is impossible to get it to go off the ground. It can also go infinitely fast in reverse

This game is so broken, that when AVGN reviewed it, he actually started off sarcastically praising it and pretending to enjoy himself before he suddenly switched to his normal personality and absolutely torched the game like he always does.
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 23, 2022
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Roblox

A game that was never aimed at kids, but people like to pretend that it was.
Roblox is not for kids
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Dihydrogen Monoxide

A dangerous substance that can cause corrosion, suffocation, and many other life-threatening problems. Worse yet, it is found all over the world, and people often consume it without realizing it.

...Water. It's water. Did you get worried for a second? Congratulations: You have become a victim of Zohnerism; the use of a true (though confusing) statement that the general public would not be able to fully understand, causing them to jump to incorrect conclusions.
Dihydrogen Monoxide is often used in April Fool's pranks to fool people who do not know what it is. It was popularized by then 14-year-old Nathan Zohmer, who trolled almost all of his ninth-grade classmates into banning it from the school he attended for a science fair.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
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