Lack of Being Existent

The state of being dead or not existing.

My dad has been suffering from a lack of being existent for nearly a decade

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 10, 2022

Rhinophyma

A gross medical condition where a person's nose looks like it was dropped into a radioactive barrel.

People with rhinophyma often get judged because of their horribly mutated nose.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 29, 2021

Reverse Speedrun

When you try to LOSE a game as quickly as possible.

"I did a reverse speedrun on Dark Souls"
"Must have been pretty anticlimactic"

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 25, 2024

Kane Tanaka

Kane Tanaka is a Japanese supercentenarian born on January 2, 1903. At 117 years of age, she is the oldest living person as of 2020.

I hope grandma lives to be as old as Kane Tanaka.
"Who?"

"Just Google it"

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 30, 2020

Piano Man

The signature song (and nickname) of the American musician Billy Joel.

Sing us a song, you're the Piano Man
Sing us a song tonight

We're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling alright

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 20, 2021

I thlammed my penith in the car door

A ridiculous stupid Youtube video that brings back memories of when Youtube was...ridiculously stupid. It must be seen to be believed.

Daffy Duck: I thlammed my penith in the car door.
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!

*Car door slamming*

"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"

*Daffy dies*

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021

Plankton Torture Porn

Like a Squidward Torture Porn, only with Plankton as the victim.

Any Spongebob episode where Plankton is the primary character is bound to be a Plankton Torture Porn.

While they are similar to Squidward Torture Porns, they also have differences. Both Squidward and Plankton are supposed to be "unlikeable" but are actually very popular, for example.

The main difference is that while SOME (very few) STP's are actually entertaining, PTP's are never funny. This is because they didn't start until AFTER the show had hit rock bottom (Seasons 6-7). "One Coarse Meal" is unquestionably the worst PTP and arguably the worst episode in the series alongside "A Pal For Gary".

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 09, 2022