Affront to the Ears

A ridiculously irritating sound.
My mother's voice is an affront to the ears.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 25, 2020
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TDS

"Trump Derangement Syndrome"

A "disease" made up by Republicans, used as a derogatory term to make fun of the Democrats' seemingly irrational hatred for Mister Forty-Five. The most common symptom is finding any way to take a dig at the man in literally any social media post they find, even if said post is not remotely political by any stretch of the imagination.
TDS might be considered a real disease at this rate
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 21, 2024
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Keith Moon

What People Think: The original drummer for the British band "The Who" before his tragically young death.

Reality: The original drummer for the British band "The Who." Also an extremely shitty human being.
Keith Moon was an incurable drug addict who may or may not have been mentally insane. He was a massive prankster, and he had an incredibly unhealthy obsession with explosives, destruction, and destruction involving explosives. Everywhere he went, he got himself and his fellow bandmates in big trouble with his antics, to the point that they racked up a massive debt and almost went bankrupt.

During one concert, he had to be replaced because he kept passing out, thanks to his drug abuse. On several other occasions, his insatiable desire for destruction got himself injured quite badly, and he had to be repeatedly "rescued" by his bandmates or whoever happened to find him, who were none too happy to help him, knowing that he always invoked it upon himself. He ultimately died in 1978 at the age of 32, as a result of his incredibly self-destructive lifestyle. But when he died, his bandmates thought it was a prank; he was THAT much of a prankster. They didn't even realize it was legit until they went to his funeral and saw his mother weeping next to his coffin.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 10, 2021
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Kenny Wayne Shepherd

A fucking awesome blues guitarist. There are no words to describe him. Just go and listen to his first two albums and you'll be mesmerized.
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 07, 2023
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Dream

A dirty speedrun cheater who is worshipped by Tumblr even after it was proven that he cheated.
How stupid is Tumblr?

Well, they still support a guy who made a Minecraft speedrun which was proven to be a fraud. Fuck you, Dream.
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Markiplier

A funny Youtuber until he became an insufferable political activist.
Markiplier is a shining example of why Youtubes shouldn't get political
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What the people of Cuba think as America ignores their pleas not to do what Fidel Castro did to them.
Cuba: *Gets rekt by socialism*

Also Cuba: "Don't do it. Don't let Creepy Joe bring your country down to our level."

America: *Elects Creepy Joe*

Cuba: "Why are we still here...just to suffer....every night...."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2021
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