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Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

What the KKK is to white people, BLM is to black people. Despite the fact that it's outright racist by definition, and several of its members have committed egregious acts of terrorism arguably worse than what the KKK has done, it is still not recognized as the racist terrorist group it really is, like the KKK.
Fact: BLM was created because a black man was shot IN SELF-DEFENSE by a cop.

Fact 2: The leader of BLM was arrested for bombing the U.S Capitol, but she was pardoned by Bill Clinton.

Fact 3: BLM has not helped a single black person since its inception.

Fact 4: BLM is responsible for many deadly riots in response to black people being killed by police officers despite the fact that it was proven the officers acted in self-defense every time.

Fact 5: George Floyd deserved it.
BLM by Ubeenbamboozledson June 2, 2022

Light My Fire 

If you like songs that are over six minutes long (7:09 to be exact) but only have about 1-2 minutes of lyrics, this song was made for you.
Light My Fire is one of the greatest songs of all time

Lives Matter 

LIVES MATTER.
If you need a color in front of that, you are a racist.
Having an overall very negative view of the world, like you've seen it all. See also: cynical, tired, bored, etc.
Being Jaded is usually caused by doing the same things over and over. If you were cursed to live through the exact same day for eternity, you would become jaded. Being jaded is generally associated with being depressed.
Jaded by Ubeenbamboozledson June 2, 2022

The Pun Guys 

A comedy duo who make humorous puns out of various words in a manner similar to Mexican Word of the Day.
The Pun Guys:

"Your word is 'Thirsty.'"
"Are you coming on Wednesday or Thirsty (Thursday)?"

"Garrulous."

"My girl is such a garrulous (careless) driver."

...
"Did you have something better?"
"Yeah. I want to go to to the zoo and see the garrulous (gorillas)."

Taking The Easy Way Out 

1. The act of using the simplest solution to a problem, whether or not it's the best one.

2. The act of committing suicide. Generally used (along with other euphemisms) in various settings to avoid using the word "suicide" in any context, because it triggers some people.
After going through a series of traumatic events and losses, Bill decided that taking the easy way out would be his only option.
Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.
Sneeze by Ubeenbamboozledson June 2, 2022