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12 Angry Men
(WARNING: SPOILERS)
A black-and-white film from the 1950's where a jury decides whether or not to put a kid to death for murdering his own father. The 12 men aren't actually angry, but quite a few of them do eventually get pretty pissed as all but one of them agrees that the defendant is guilty.
However, the stubborn juror who refuses to say "guilty" slowly but surely gets the other eleven jurors to either A) Make them question themselves and each other, causing many reasonable doubts to arise, or B) Get them to admit personal bias against the defendant. Ultimately, the defendant is found not guilty and his life is saved - all because of one man who believed in him.
A black-and-white film from the 1950's where a jury decides whether or not to put a kid to death for murdering his own father. The 12 men aren't actually angry, but quite a few of them do eventually get pretty pissed as all but one of them agrees that the defendant is guilty.
However, the stubborn juror who refuses to say "guilty" slowly but surely gets the other eleven jurors to either A) Make them question themselves and each other, causing many reasonable doubts to arise, or B) Get them to admit personal bias against the defendant. Ultimately, the defendant is found not guilty and his life is saved - all because of one man who believed in him.
How do you get 12 Angry Men?
Put them in a small, stuffy room in the middle of July, and tell them that they can't leave until they all agree on an issue; make sure to include at least one person who stubbornly disagrees.
Put them in a small, stuffy room in the middle of July, and tell them that they can't leave until they all agree on an issue; make sure to include at least one person who stubbornly disagrees.
12 Angry Men by Ubeenbamboozledson November 14, 2022
Shit the bed
Shit the bed by Ubeenbamboozledson November 7, 2022
Atchoum
A famous cat that suffers from hypertrichosis, an incredibly rare condition resulting in excessive, uncontrollable hair growth.
Atchoum by Ubeenbamboozledson November 6, 2022
Unpresidented
Unpresidented by Ubeenbamboozledson October 29, 2022
Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge
The Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge, also known as the John Mulaney Challenge, is a challenge where a person must listen to the song "What's New Pussycat?" by Tom Jones 20 times* in succession, except for when "It's Not Unusual" plays after the seventh one. If you stop the song at any time for any reason, you lose.
*Though the challenge officially says 21 times, there was actually 21 songs played in total at the time, and one was "It's Not Unusual," so there's really 20 times that "What's New Pussycat?" plays.
Slamming your desk/table and yelling "GOD DAMMIT!" when the eighth one begins is also required.
*Though the challenge officially says 21 times, there was actually 21 songs played in total at the time, and one was "It's Not Unusual," so there's really 20 times that "What's New Pussycat?" plays.
Slamming your desk/table and yelling "GOD DAMMIT!" when the eighth one begins is also required.
Person 1: *Slam* "GOD DAMMIT!"
Person 2: "Bro, what the fuck is your problem?"
Person 1: "I'm doing the Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge. I've reached the eighth loop."
Person 2: "Oh, right. Carry on."
Person 1: "...But because you interrupted me, I have to start over."
Person 2: "I'm terribly sorry. I won't disturb you again."
Person 2: "Bro, what the fuck is your problem?"
Person 1: "I'm doing the Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge. I've reached the eighth loop."
Person 2: "Oh, right. Carry on."
Person 1: "...But because you interrupted me, I have to start over."
Person 2: "I'm terribly sorry. I won't disturb you again."
Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge by Ubeenbamboozledson October 28, 2022
Mute
There are several types of mutes:
1. A person who doesn't speak at all on purpose - "Elective Mute"
2. A person who doesn't speak as a result of severe, if not complete deafness - "Deaf Mute"
3. A person who doesn't speak at all in some situations, but is quite social in others - "Selective Mute"
4. A person who is legitimately unable to speak (or has very limited speech) due to a physical or mental health condition (usually brain damage) - This type of mutism does not have a name
1. A person who doesn't speak at all on purpose - "Elective Mute"
2. A person who doesn't speak as a result of severe, if not complete deafness - "Deaf Mute"
3. A person who doesn't speak at all in some situations, but is quite social in others - "Selective Mute"
4. A person who is legitimately unable to speak (or has very limited speech) due to a physical or mental health condition (usually brain damage) - This type of mutism does not have a name
Mute by Ubeenbamboozledson October 16, 2022
Not My Job
A meme referencing workers being lazy by not taking literally seconds out of their time to do a job more effectively. Generally, it's because they refuse to move something and instead work around it (or over it).
The road painter painted over a dead animal instead of moving it, thereby screwing up the line and giving people extreme OCD for years to come.
"Not my job," he said.
"Not my job," he said.
Not My Job by Ubeenbamboozledson October 14, 2022