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Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Critical Contrarianism 

The belief that critics are almost always dead wrong when reviewing a work. Indeed, these days reviews from critics and audiences tend to differ wildly.

The common belief is that if the critic reviews are negative and the audience is positive, the work is great, and if critic reviews are high while audience reviews are poor, the work is terrible.
The Mario Movie got a 55% on Rotten Tomatoes from critics, but 98% from the audience. That's critical contrarianism for you.

Nickelback

A band that people only hate because the Internet told them to do so.
Why do people hate Nickelback?

The Tolerant Left 

A humorous, sarcastic, and informal term that refers to the political left, especially in the United States. Specifically, it is used to poke fun at how they claim to be "tolerant" of others, yet they are the most intolerant, hateful, and bigoted group of people ever.
Remember when an elderly gentleman was attacked for wearing a MAGA hat?

Oh, wait, didn't that happen multiple times?

The tolerant left.

Enemy5p0tted 

A humorous YouTuber who created videos showing various characters from SpongeBob SquarePants trolling each other by forcing one another to translate phrases into other languages, resulting in lewd and/or humorous words.

e.g "A lot of sand" in Turkish = "cok kum"

He was popular for about a year, then he ran out of ideas, having uploaded his last video on 7 February 2022.
Enemy5p0tted is a prime example of why you should not base a channel off one single gimmick that you know is not unlimited.

Kurt Tocci 

An Internet comedian, photographer, and actor, known for his work with the comedy group "Smile Squad" and subsequent solo career after he became disenchanted with said group. His video showing how various Disney/Pixar characters would use a treadmill, created shortly after Smile Squad effectively completely dissolved, became an instant hit and can be found all over the Internet.
Kurt Tocci is one of the few young comedians on the Internet today who are funny and creative.

Off the Mark 

A hilarious comic panel by Mark Parisi. Running from September 1987 to the present, Parisi has been making the cartoon since he was in his mid-twenties, and he's still going strong after more than 35 years. With more than 12,000 panels to look through, you'll never be bored again.
Off the Mark is so funny. I swear Mark Parisi never runs out of ideas.

Bad Seed 

A person (or animal) who is inherently bad or "evil" by nature. The term became more widely used in the late 1950s when the novel and film (both of the same name) depicting an 8-year-old girl who is...a little shit, to put it bluntly, became popular.
Every species has a bad seed from time to time.

Yes, even dogs.
Bad Seed by Ubeenbamboozledson March 18, 2023