A humorous interjection used to describe a sentence that makes absolutely no sense despite the person who wrote/said it not using any nonsense words.
(i.e all of the words are real and can be found in the dictionary, but the sentence still doesn't make any sense.)
Sometimes the word "certainly" (Those are certainly all words) is added.
(i.e all of the words are real and can be found in the dictionary, but the sentence still doesn't make any sense.)
Sometimes the word "certainly" (Those are certainly all words) is added.
"Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?"
"Those are all words!"
"Those are all words!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 24, 2024

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 01, 2022

The message in GMod Prop Hunt when a hunter dies, usually due to noob-tubing a room full of props (suicided) or randomly "tripping" over something and dying (died mysteriously). The gamemode was very poorly made and is not updated, so the latter happens surprisingly often.
Daithi De Nogla: *Steps on a toilet and dies* "Agh! I slipped on a toilet! WHAT THE FUCKKK!"
"Daithi De Nogla suicided or died mysteriously."
"Daithi De Nogla suicided or died mysteriously."
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 07, 2021

When an event which receives a lot of hype ends up getting cancelled after something devastating occurs.
In December 2021, people around the world began to prepare for Betty White's 100th birthday the following month. Some people even went so far as to count down the days until she reached 100. But on New Year's Eve, the White 100 Jinx occurred. Betty White unexpectedly died, seventeen days shy of 100, to the shock of all of her fans who were anticipating the great big 100th birthday blowout.
RIP Betty White
January 17, 1922 - December 31, 2021
RIP Betty White
January 17, 1922 - December 31, 2021
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 31, 2021

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

A long-running American rock band formed in 1967 by Daniel "Danny Hutton" (September 10, 1942-), Cory Wells (February 5, 1941- October 21, 2015), and Charles "Chuck" Negron (June 8, 1942-).
Originally named "Redwood", the band released several albums over a period of nearly ten years, before they disbanded in 1976 after several poorly-received albums as a result of Hutton's and Negron's drug abuse problems.
The disbandment was short-lived, however. Five years later, in 1981, they reunited. While their most recent album was released in 1983, they are still active today, even after Cory Wells' death.
Originally named "Redwood", the band released several albums over a period of nearly ten years, before they disbanded in 1976 after several poorly-received albums as a result of Hutton's and Negron's drug abuse problems.
The disbandment was short-lived, however. Five years later, in 1981, they reunited. While their most recent album was released in 1983, they are still active today, even after Cory Wells' death.
Three Dog Night is best known for the following songs:
-Mama Told Me (Not to Come)
-Shambala
-One
-Easy to Be Hard
-Never Been to Spain
-Joy to the World
-Black and White
-Mama Told Me (Not to Come)
-Shambala
-One
-Easy to Be Hard
-Never Been to Spain
-Joy to the World
-Black and White
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 31, 2021

One of the most popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoon about a man who discovers that he can run very, very fast, and makes the most of it. Well...he does at first.
"Waiting For The Bus" starts with a man who is...well, take a wild guess what he's doing, why don't you.
When the bus comes, it speeds past him. The man runs to get the bus driver to stop. The bus driver points out that he is in the same predicament as the bus in the movie "Speed." It is at this moment that the man realizes he can run very, very fast. The bus driver gives a brief motivational speech telling him to make the most of his odd skill, which he immediately does.
Things go well at first. The man (Now called the 50MPH Man) immediately becomes a star. He wins races left and right, and unexpectedly finds his true love when he crashed into her after a race. But things take a dark turn when he receives an invitation to race in the Indy 500...and he accepts.
A man who can run at 50MPH can't hold a candle to cars that go more than 200MPH, which is something he learns the hard way. The 50MPH man loses a race for the first time as a result, and his life spirals down. He is arrested for attempted robbery, and his wife divorces him.
Several years pass. The 50MPH man sits alone in the training area where he first honed his skills. He then commits suicide by running full-speed into the stadium wall. The very same bus driver who inspired him to begin his career learns about his passing, and stops to admire the place where The 50MPH Man started and ended his life.
Finally, the bus explodes, killing him.
The End!
When the bus comes, it speeds past him. The man runs to get the bus driver to stop. The bus driver points out that he is in the same predicament as the bus in the movie "Speed." It is at this moment that the man realizes he can run very, very fast. The bus driver gives a brief motivational speech telling him to make the most of his odd skill, which he immediately does.
Things go well at first. The man (Now called the 50MPH Man) immediately becomes a star. He wins races left and right, and unexpectedly finds his true love when he crashed into her after a race. But things take a dark turn when he receives an invitation to race in the Indy 500...and he accepts.
A man who can run at 50MPH can't hold a candle to cars that go more than 200MPH, which is something he learns the hard way. The 50MPH man loses a race for the first time as a result, and his life spirals down. He is arrested for attempted robbery, and his wife divorces him.
Several years pass. The 50MPH man sits alone in the training area where he first honed his skills. He then commits suicide by running full-speed into the stadium wall. The very same bus driver who inspired him to begin his career learns about his passing, and stops to admire the place where The 50MPH Man started and ended his life.
Finally, the bus explodes, killing him.
The End!
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 25, 2021
