What the Internet thinks: A disease that makes you permanently retarded.
Reality: A disorder of the brain present at or shortly after birth that makes socializing more difficult. People with autism appear to be socially awkward and tend to get overwhelmed easily (See "Sensory Overload). As tempting as it may be to poke fun at them, that is exactly what you SHOULDN'T do. All they want to be validated and understood by other people.
Being a disorder that affects the brain, there is no way to "fix" autism. But we don't need to. You can still live a normal, possibly highly successful life with autism. Many famous scientists were autistic, and even some singers such as Marty Balin of Jefferson Airplane were autistic.
Reality: A disorder of the brain present at or shortly after birth that makes socializing more difficult. People with autism appear to be socially awkward and tend to get overwhelmed easily (See "Sensory Overload). As tempting as it may be to poke fun at them, that is exactly what you SHOULDN'T do. All they want to be validated and understood by other people.
Being a disorder that affects the brain, there is no way to "fix" autism. But we don't need to. You can still live a normal, possibly highly successful life with autism. Many famous scientists were autistic, and even some singers such as Marty Balin of Jefferson Airplane were autistic.
The only people who can understand autism are those who have autism.
April 2 is Autism Awareness Day in the US. Wear blue to show your support!
April 2 is Autism Awareness Day in the US. Wear blue to show your support!
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SpongeBob: Sure! SpongeBob backwards is Bobe Gnops.
Mr. Krabs: (Laughs) That's funny!
SpongeBob: Now you say YOUR name backwards!
Mr. Krabs: OK. Krabs backwards is Sbark.
SpongeBob: (Laughs) That's funnier!
(Squidward shows up)
Squidward: Hey guys. What are you doing?
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward. Can you say your name backwards?
Squidward: Yes, that's easy. Drawdiuqs! (Draw dicks.)
(Squidward quite literally dies of embarrassment)
SpongeBob: Sure! SpongeBob backwards is Bobe Gnops.
Mr. Krabs: (Laughs) That's funny!
SpongeBob: Now you say YOUR name backwards!
Mr. Krabs: OK. Krabs backwards is Sbark.
SpongeBob: (Laughs) That's funnier!
(Squidward shows up)
Squidward: Hey guys. What are you doing?
SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward. Can you say your name backwards?
Squidward: Yes, that's easy. Drawdiuqs! (Draw dicks.)
(Squidward quite literally dies of embarrassment)
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Get the Drawdiuqs mug.A game kinda similar to Mario Maker in that the users make the levels, and 99% of them are crap while about 1% are good. But that's where the similarities end. Happy Wheels is in fact an amazingly brutal and violent game about taking various odd characters from a man on a Segway to an old fart in a jet-powered wheelchair through various insane obstacle courses. Your imagination is the limit.
And...just a thing worth nothing: This game contains graphic limb dismemberment and copious amounts of blood. It is highly recommended that you do not play this game if you are younger than 13 years of age. Or at the very least, don't play it in front of your family.
And...just a thing worth nothing: This game contains graphic limb dismemberment and copious amounts of blood. It is highly recommended that you do not play this game if you are younger than 13 years of age. Or at the very least, don't play it in front of your family.
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 29, 2022
Get the Happy Wheels mug.The 45th President of the United States, and by far the most utterly divisive man in the history of the universe. One half of the world thinks he's a gift from God; the other half thinks he's the Antichrist. There is virtually no middle ground between these two extremes.
Republicans: Donald Trump will go down in history as the most underappreciated President in the history of the United States of America.
Democrats: Donald Trump will go down in history as the most vile man to ever set foot in politics, ever.
Everyone else: *Munches on popcorn while watching this madness go down*
Urban Dictionary Users: Wow. I never thought I would see an UNBIASED definition for Donald Trump. But here it is.
Democrats: Donald Trump will go down in history as the most vile man to ever set foot in politics, ever.
Everyone else: *Munches on popcorn while watching this madness go down*
Urban Dictionary Users: Wow. I never thought I would see an UNBIASED definition for Donald Trump. But here it is.
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Get the Donald Trump mug.A song that was intentionally made to be as awful as possible.
"The Most Unwanted Song" (yes, that's really what it's called) was made after a couple guys made a poll asking what people like least in music. Results included soprano singers, children's choirs, cowboy songs, commercial jingles, bagpipes, political rants, etc.
After finding what people picked the most for the most irritating things in music and in general, these diabolic fellas made a 22-minute song composed of everything mentioned above...and then some. It was released in 1997 and took the world by storm. Recently it has experienced a bit of a renaissance thanks to the Internet.
"The Most Unwanted Song" (yes, that's really what it's called) was made after a couple guys made a poll asking what people like least in music. Results included soprano singers, children's choirs, cowboy songs, commercial jingles, bagpipes, political rants, etc.
After finding what people picked the most for the most irritating things in music and in general, these diabolic fellas made a 22-minute song composed of everything mentioned above...and then some. It was released in 1997 and took the world by storm. Recently it has experienced a bit of a renaissance thanks to the Internet.
Despite being intentionally horrific, "The Most Unwanted Song" has gained a small cult following, partly due to the fact that it's arguably not THAT bad. Some argue that it's actually good.
Others will even argue that it's better than "The Most Wanted Song," created at around the same time by doing the exact opposite of what they did to make "Unwanted," because "Wanted" is simply a very bland and stereotypical love ballad.
Others will even argue that it's better than "The Most Wanted Song," created at around the same time by doing the exact opposite of what they did to make "Unwanted," because "Wanted" is simply a very bland and stereotypical love ballad.
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Eversion is a fucking terrifying game. Even though it didn't withstand the test of time, it will make you want to sleep with one eye open. While gripping a cross in your hand.
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 07, 2022
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There are two teams: The Props, and the Hunters.
The props have the ability to turn themselves into almost any object in the map -- from oranges to entire tables -- and must disguise themselves to hide from the Hunters, whose goal is to find them and kill them before the time runs out.
While players spawn with the default 100hp, the amount of health you have depends on what object you change into; small objects have only 1-3hp, while larger objects can have as much as 200hp. The hunters also spawn with 100hp, which decreases by 5 for each time they hit something that isn't a prop. Thus, if they aren't careful, it's possible for the hunters themselves to die.
There are two teams: The Props, and the Hunters.
The props have the ability to turn themselves into almost any object in the map -- from oranges to entire tables -- and must disguise themselves to hide from the Hunters, whose goal is to find them and kill them before the time runs out.
While players spawn with the default 100hp, the amount of health you have depends on what object you change into; small objects have only 1-3hp, while larger objects can have as much as 200hp. The hunters also spawn with 100hp, which decreases by 5 for each time they hit something that isn't a prop. Thus, if they aren't careful, it's possible for the hunters themselves to die.
While Prop Hunt is quite popular, it's far from perfect. There are several flaws with the game, such as:
-Balancing; if you play the game enough, you'll realize that the Hunters win almost every time.
-If the Props win by default (All the hunters die), the game will declare "Hunters Win!" instead of "Props Win!".
-Props with only one HP have incredibly terrible hitboxes while moving. It's not uncommon to shoot a moving one HP prop and see ACTUAL BLOOD, but it still doesn't die. "HE'S BLEEDING EVERYWHERE!!!"
-Speaking of which, some props are incredibly unfair, such as the pencil and the billiard balls.
-Small props can get into areas that are inaccessible to the hunters, almost always requiring a noob tube.
-Props can not adjust the way they face, but the prop "moves" with the camera, making it impossible to tell if you're facing the wrong way if you're hiding as something like an office cabinet.
-It's not uncommon to accidentally change into an incredibly large object and not only get stuck, but stick out like a sore thumb as well. Plus, it may be difficult or impossible to switch into something else.
Despite this, it remains quite popular with the VanossGaming Crew.
-Balancing; if you play the game enough, you'll realize that the Hunters win almost every time.
-If the Props win by default (All the hunters die), the game will declare "Hunters Win!" instead of "Props Win!".
-Props with only one HP have incredibly terrible hitboxes while moving. It's not uncommon to shoot a moving one HP prop and see ACTUAL BLOOD, but it still doesn't die. "HE'S BLEEDING EVERYWHERE!!!"
-Speaking of which, some props are incredibly unfair, such as the pencil and the billiard balls.
-Small props can get into areas that are inaccessible to the hunters, almost always requiring a noob tube.
-Props can not adjust the way they face, but the prop "moves" with the camera, making it impossible to tell if you're facing the wrong way if you're hiding as something like an office cabinet.
-It's not uncommon to accidentally change into an incredibly large object and not only get stuck, but stick out like a sore thumb as well. Plus, it may be difficult or impossible to switch into something else.
Despite this, it remains quite popular with the VanossGaming Crew.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 15, 2021
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