Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Ghoughpteighbteau Tchoghs

The perfect example of why English is fucking stupid.

Using this horrific language's inconsistent rules for the pronunciations of various letters and combinations of letters, this seemingly nonsensical phrase can be pronounced as "Potato Chips."

"Hey you want some Ghoughpteighbteau Tchoghs?"
"What the fuck?"

Ghoughpteighbteau Tchoghs by Ubeenbamboozledson May 4, 2024

Alternating Caps 

The ultimately way to disprove a common myth.

"You can't convey sarcasm through text."

Alternating Caps: "Hold my beer"

Alternating Caps by Ubeenbamboozledson April 24, 2024

☝️🤓 

"Ackchyually" - Conveyed with only two emojis.

"I got a time of 0:00 on Minesweeper"

"Ackchyually" it's between 0:00 and 0:01 because they don't account for milliseconds."

"☝️🤓"

☝️🤓 by Ubeenbamboozledson April 24, 2024

Mental Gymnastics 

The act of going completely out of one's way to ignore logical arguments by spewing even more ridiculous BS.

Mental Gymnastics are common on both sides of the political spectrum.

Mental Gymnastics by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2024

RTS 

Religious Trauma Syndrome - An actual recognized medical disorder caused by terrible experiences with religious people, especially those who are related to the sufferer.

RTS causes a myriad of symptoms that mimic depression and anxiety. It can also lead to PTSD or even CPTSD.

RTS by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2024

Johnny Cash 

The only person in the entire world with absolutely no detractors whatsoever.

"There are two types of people: Those who like Johnny Cash, and those who WILL."

Johnny Cash by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2024

Roblox

A game that was never aimed at kids, but people like to pretend that it was.

Roblox is not for kids

Roblox by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2024