Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Tilting
A common method of cheating in pinball where the person "tilts" (lifts) the machine to one side in order to force the ball to move somewhere else, potentially stopping it from going right between the flippers, or into a bonus.
Unfortunately, most machines are programmed specifically to combat this; if the machine detects that it is being tilted, a message saying "TILT" will appear. "TILT" causes the machine to become unresponsive until the ball falls out, causing the player to lose it. This is done to prevent cheating, as well as to avoid the machine being damaged.
Unfortunately, most machines are programmed specifically to combat this; if the machine detects that it is being tilted, a message saying "TILT" will appear. "TILT" causes the machine to become unresponsive until the ball falls out, causing the player to lose it. This is done to prevent cheating, as well as to avoid the machine being damaged.
Person 1: You hear about the guy who got the record high score on one of the pinball machines at the local arcade?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He was disqualified after someone ratted on him for tilting.
Person 2: Well, good on them. Cheaters never prosper. But how did he get away with it for so long? Normally the machine can detect that.
Person 1: Well...he was careful about it to make sure that the machine didn't notice, and people were too focused on the score.
Person 2: So how did they figure it out?
Person 1: The machine broke, and the guy playing it at the time happened to be an expert who suggested that someone was tilting. So they replayed that guy's high score and discovered it. He's now banned from the arcade.
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He was disqualified after someone ratted on him for tilting.
Person 2: Well, good on them. Cheaters never prosper. But how did he get away with it for so long? Normally the machine can detect that.
Person 1: Well...he was careful about it to make sure that the machine didn't notice, and people were too focused on the score.
Person 2: So how did they figure it out?
Person 1: The machine broke, and the guy playing it at the time happened to be an expert who suggested that someone was tilting. So they replayed that guy's high score and discovered it. He's now banned from the arcade.
Tilting by Ubeenbamboozledson August 5, 2021
Don't Dead Open Inside
A humorous meme about signs being misread due to the words being misplaced. Since anyone who has ever read a book before knows that words go left-to-right, doing it any other way causes massive confusion.
Named for an image for the series premiere of The Walking Dead, where there is a chained door with zombies behind it. On the door is a giant spray-painted message that reads, "Don't open, dead inside." From top-to-bottom on the doors.
Several months later, many people began to point out that they mistakenly read it as "Don't Dead Open Inside" before realizing what it was actually supposed to say. As the years passed, several more examples of the meme spawned, and it eventually became the subject of many meme crossovers, such as "Floating Guy Chasing Running Guy," "Woman Yelling at Cat," and "Grandma Finds the Internet."
Named for an image for the series premiere of The Walking Dead, where there is a chained door with zombies behind it. On the door is a giant spray-painted message that reads, "Don't open, dead inside." From top-to-bottom on the doors.
Several months later, many people began to point out that they mistakenly read it as "Don't Dead Open Inside" before realizing what it was actually supposed to say. As the years passed, several more examples of the meme spawned, and it eventually became the subject of many meme crossovers, such as "Floating Guy Chasing Running Guy," "Woman Yelling at Cat," and "Grandma Finds the Internet."
Don't Dead Open Inside quickly became one of the most popular memes of all time, as well as one of the few "old" memes that withstood the test of time due to its overall versatility.
Don't Dead Open Inside by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021
Thighspeed
The unofficial superhero alter ego of Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club, possessing quick speed and an even quicker mind.
It comes from a DDLC mod where Monika is out in the rain and gets KO'd after being struck by lightning. When she wakes up, she finds out that she's in an entirely different location, and she's wearing a very strange outfit. She then realizes that the incident gave her superpowers, and she decides to use them for good.
It comes from a DDLC mod where Monika is out in the rain and gets KO'd after being struck by lightning. When she wakes up, she finds out that she's in an entirely different location, and she's wearing a very strange outfit. She then realizes that the incident gave her superpowers, and she decides to use them for good.
The name "Thighspeed" comes from the meme about Monika simps saying that she has "thicc thighs."
Yep, the internet is a weird place.
Yep, the internet is a weird place.
Thighspeed by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021
Missed The Boat
Missed The Boat by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021
In The Corner
1. Where your mom tells you to go when you do something bad as a child and she doesn't know how to punish you yet, so she kills you with sheer anticipation instead.
1.1 What modern-day parents use as a punishment because they're too much of a pushover to legitimately punish their children.
2. The source of one of the most (in)famous dad jokes of all time.
1.1 What modern-day parents use as a punishment because they're too much of a pushover to legitimately punish their children.
2. The source of one of the most (in)famous dad jokes of all time.
1. "Billy, what did you do to your sister?! Go sit in the corner!"
2.
"Dad, I'm cold."
"Go sit in the corner."
"Why?"
"It's ninety degrees."
2.
"Dad, I'm cold."
"Go sit in the corner."
"Why?"
"It's ninety degrees."
In The Corner by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021
Multiple Middle Names
Having multiple middle names can be quite awkward. Think about when they were children; did their parents ever stop to breathe when yelling their full names when they REALLY did it?
"Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso! Get over here! NOW!"
"Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso! Get over here! NOW!"
Multiple Middle Names by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021
Quiet Kid
The "Quiet Kid" stereotype is not funny. AT ALL. School shootings are very real and they are very serious. Making jokes about them is terrible. Get some help.
Quiet Kid by Ubeenbamboozledson August 4, 2021