Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Not Making This Easier
A phrase used to tell someone that they are not helping with a situation, but rather making it worse.
"Dad, you know I'm starting my senior year in high school, right? Well...It's nerve-wracking."
"Oh, don't worry, son. When you're out of there, you won't have to go back! And you'll get to move out and-"
"DAD, YOU'RE NOT MAKING THIS EASIER!"
"...Oh, I see...Yes, being on your own can be more stressful than even your worst days at school. To be honest, it's a much harder blow to your mom and I than you think, watching the last bird fly the nest...But I'll always be here for you until the day I die. Even if I'm 100 years old and in my deathbed, I will stay with you until my time is up. Never forget that, son, no matter how old you get."
"Oh, don't worry, son. When you're out of there, you won't have to go back! And you'll get to move out and-"
"DAD, YOU'RE NOT MAKING THIS EASIER!"
"...Oh, I see...Yes, being on your own can be more stressful than even your worst days at school. To be honest, it's a much harder blow to your mom and I than you think, watching the last bird fly the nest...But I'll always be here for you until the day I die. Even if I'm 100 years old and in my deathbed, I will stay with you until my time is up. Never forget that, son, no matter how old you get."
Not Making This Easier by Ubeenbamboozledson August 17, 2021
FML
Acronym for "Fuck My Life," usually said by a person when something really shitty happens to them. There's even a website named after it for this exact purpose.
"How was your day?"
"I got stuck in an elevator and I suddenly had to pee really bad. I've certainly had better days. FML"
"I got stuck in an elevator and I suddenly had to pee really bad. I've certainly had better days. FML"
FML by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021
Faith In Humanity
Something that is lost when people joke about a guy's dead father and show zero remorse when called out on it.
When I saw the memes that spawned when Jacksepticeye announced that his father died, I myself wanted to die. My faith in humanity was utterly demolished in seconds.
Faith In Humanity by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021
Lee
1. A gender-neutral name, also spelled Leigh for the feminine variant
2. A term used by tickle fetishists to describe the person who is on the receiving end of a tickle torture session. (It's short for "Ticklee.")
2. A term used by tickle fetishists to describe the person who is on the receiving end of a tickle torture session. (It's short for "Ticklee.")
1. My mate Lee is one of the greatest people I've ever met. We've known each other for more than twenty years.
2. Zara tends to be the lee in tickle roleplays.
2. Zara tends to be the lee in tickle roleplays.
Lee by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021
Horny Jail
Where the FBI takes you when a lewd artist forgets to say "All characters are portrayed as being eighteen or older."
*Bonk*
"You're going to Horny Jail!"
"No! I didn't know she was only sixteen! I was just on Deviantart and the artist forgot to say that the characters were aged up!"
"You're going to Horny Jail!"
"No! I didn't know she was only sixteen! I was just on Deviantart and the artist forgot to say that the characters were aged up!"
Horny Jail by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021