Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Catapult Nightmare
A rare phenomenon where a person uncontrollably bolts upright in bed and screams at the top of their lungs during the climax of a horrible nightmare. The nightmare in question almost, if not always involves the dreamer in a scary situation where they are about to be killed while also being completely helpless to stop it. But just when the unfortunate dreamer is killed/is about to be killed, the phenomenon occurs. Bonus points if it's a lucid dream.
In one episode of The Big Bang Theory, Sheldon experiences a catapult nightmare when he has a vivid dream where Santa Claus appears in his living room and is about to kill him with a giant cannon as revenge for a ridiculous comment he made in a roleplay earlier that day that involved giving Santa a very hard kick in his "Bowl full of jelly" and feeding him to ogres.
As soon as Santa lights the fuse on the cannon, Sheldon wakes up and immediately positions himself upright while screaming for Leonard, and the episode ends.
As soon as Santa lights the fuse on the cannon, Sheldon wakes up and immediately positions himself upright while screaming for Leonard, and the episode ends.
Catapult Nightmare by Ubeenbamboozledson September 24, 2021
Mala
An underrated Youtube ASMRtist who tends to take things in a more scary direction, playing the role of an extremely sadistic Yandere in her videos. But considering how...sultry her voice sounds, it's almost like she was made for this kind of thing. The videos where the roles are reversed are even more popular, as her voice seems to fit even better when she is the submissive one.
Warning: Her videos generally lean somewhat close into 18+ territory, but none of them are age-restricted. They can be downright scary and sometimes a bit lewd, but the "lewdness" part is very light and not nearly as bad as some more blatant ones.
Warning: Her videos generally lean somewhat close into 18+ territory, but none of them are age-restricted. They can be downright scary and sometimes a bit lewd, but the "lewdness" part is very light and not nearly as bad as some more blatant ones.
Mala by Ubeenbamboozledson September 24, 2021
Bucky Barnes
James Buchanan "Buck/Bucky" Barnes is a stereotypical "Badass with a horrible past" who is only popular because he's handsome and everyone swoons over him as a result. And because he's a badass. And because Marvel. And...yeah. You get the point.
If Bucky Barnes were real, the entire Marvel community would collectively faint upon realizing it. He's arguably the most popular Marvel character, although there's a ton of Loki fans who provide a bit of competition for that title.
Bucky Barnes by Ubeenbamboozledson September 22, 2021
Say That Again, But Slowly
Used to politely tell someone that they just completely contradicted themselves. It can also be "Read that again, but slowly" if it's in text rather than actually being uttered.
Dumbass: "The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe!"
Normal Person: "Say that again, but slowly..."
Normal Person: "Say that again, but slowly..."
Say That Again, But Slowly by Ubeenbamboozledson September 22, 2021
All Bark And No Bite
A derogatory phrase that refers to a spineless person who talks a lot about making changes that they will never do.
All Bark And No Bite by Ubeenbamboozledson September 21, 2021
Doki Doki Panic
1. A Japanese Famicom game that would later become Super Mario Bros. 2
2. A state of distress that occurs when a self-aware Yandere attempts to warp reality to escape her "prison" so she can have a normal, physical relationship with the person behind the screen.
2. A state of distress that occurs when a self-aware Yandere attempts to warp reality to escape her "prison" so she can have a normal, physical relationship with the person behind the screen.
1. Doki Doki Panic was America's way of flipping off Japan for The Lost Levels.
2. Doki Doki Literature Club really starts turning into a major Doki Doki Panic when Monika starts to lose it.
2. Doki Doki Literature Club really starts turning into a major Doki Doki Panic when Monika starts to lose it.
Doki Doki Panic by Ubeenbamboozledson September 19, 2021