Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson
Oops
When someone is trying to discreetly do something on purpose to drop a hint that would be rude to say out loud, they'll say "oops" to pretend that it was accidental.
A mom enters a checkout lane with four screaming little brats.
Annoyed, the man standing behind her drops a package of condoms in the woman's cart and says, "Oops!" but he does not remove the package.
Annoyed, the man standing behind her drops a package of condoms in the woman's cart and says, "Oops!" but he does not remove the package.
Oops by Ubeenbamboozledson December 28, 2022
Stanning
The act of excessively worshipping a character (real or fictional), usually one who is explicitly stated and/or shown to be not exactly morally upright, if not outright evil. Often, someone who stans will completely ignore all of the negative things about the character, or excessively downplay the negative parts to an illogical degree.
Please stop stanning Dream. He cheated in a speedrun, and for what? Are you saying cheaters are people who should be looked up to?
Stanning by Ubeenbamboozledson December 28, 2022
Thunder Throat
Thunder Throat by Ubeenbamboozledson December 25, 2022
How's your day going?
"How's your day been?"
"My wife told me she wanted a divorce and I found out my father has cancer. How's your day going?"
"My wife told me she wanted a divorce and I found out my father has cancer. How's your day going?"
How's your day going? by Ubeenbamboozledson December 14, 2022
Good Night
After John's three kids wouldn't stop fighting on the way to Disneyland, he lost his temper.
"GOOD NIGHT! Will you guys please be quiet for FIVE MINUTES!" he shouted.
"GOOD NIGHT! Will you guys please be quiet for FIVE MINUTES!" he shouted.
Good Night by Ubeenbamboozledson December 11, 2022
Kilometers Per Second
Sayori: "Monika, do you know the abbreviation for Kilometers Per Second?"
Monika: "Why do you ask?"
Sayori: "Because I really wanna...KMS"
Monika: "Why do you ask?"
Sayori: "Because I really wanna...KMS"
Kilometers Per Second by Ubeenbamboozledson December 10, 2022
Nuggers
Vanoss: "Nuggers"
Panda: "WOW, EVAN! WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
Vanoss: "The 'r' is next to the 't'!"
(The "I" is also next to the "U", but don't tell him that)
Panda: "WOW, EVAN! WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
Vanoss: "The 'r' is next to the 't'!"
(The "I" is also next to the "U", but don't tell him that)
Nuggers by Ubeenbamboozledson December 8, 2022