Definitions by Ubeenbamboozledson

Manfred Mann 

1. A moderately popular English rock band from the 1960s.
2. The keyboardist (not vocalist) in said band. He now leads his own solo band known as his "Earth Band."

"I love Manfred Mann"

"The band or the person?"

Manfred Mann by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

I can't talk 

A humorous phrase uttered by someone who is trying to speak but gets tongue-tied in the process.

"You know, I thought- Unintelligible"

"Jesus! I can't talk!"

I can't talk by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

Sam Li 

A Chinese actor and content creator

"Where are you from?"
Sam Li: "Michigan."
"What?"
"Michigan. Surprised?"

Sam Li by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

Banned from Reddit 

Something you get when you're not an extreme left bootlicker.

"I got banned from Reddit"
"Why"
"I don't support the extreme left"
"Lol"

Banned from Reddit by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

Autotune

How to become famous as a singer when you have absolutely zero singing talent whatsoever.

Autotune should be much more restricted so it doesn't get in the way of real music.

Autotune by Ubeenbamboozledson March 23, 2024

Divided States of America 

The state of the "United" States of America since the early 2000s.

United States of America? More like Divided States of America.

Divided States of America by Ubeenbamboozledson March 23, 2024

81 Million Votes 

Something that a person whose approval rating is consistently below 40% doesn't get.

"81 Million Votes, My Ass" is a popular satirical song about the voting count in 2020.

81 Million Votes by Ubeenbamboozledson March 21, 2024