shower scum

shower scum is the accumulated soap and cumgasms that clog the drains in cadet shower-rooms.

As a new cadet, I have to clean the shower scum out of the drains in the upper-classmen's showers.

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2020

boner

A boner is rock-hard dick.

I get a spontaneous boner pretty often!

by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020

His Imminence

His Imminence is the irresistible urge to jack off and have a cumgasm that a guy sometimes gets when he feels he's really, really got to cum -- so he says , "Excuse me, but I have to go take care of His Imminence."

Sometimes, I just have to go take care of His Imminence!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

can-job

A can-job is a jack-off session and cumgasm a guy has while sitting on the toilet.

I probably have done thousands of can-jobs since I leaned how to make myself cum!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

double-dick face-fuck

A double-dick face-fuck is a sexual activity that three guys can engage in. Two guys face-fuck another dude with their dicks in his mouth at the same time and try to have cumgasms so they can feel each other's cumshots.

I got double-dick face-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!

by USAF Cadet July 27, 2021

night-water cum

night-water cum is the splooge that several cadets leave in the glass of water you keep on your nightstand after they jack off into it.

When I wake up in the morning, I always have night-water cum in my glass and the taste of my roomies' jizz in my mouth!

by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021

prong

A prong is a long raging boner that a guy can support his weight on while being fucked by it.

Matt had me supported on his prong when he fucked me in the cadet showers this morning!

by USAF Cadet April 11, 2021