USAF Cadet 's definitions

Hump Day

Hump Day is Wednesday, the day cadets fuck another male cadet in his mouth or asshole.

Oh-oh -- today is Hump Day -- I know what I'm in for - a mouth and asshole full of cum!

by USAF Cadet September 15, 2021

drowning in cum

After giving me 300mg of Viagraand having several cumgasms -- drowning in cum is how I felt when some other cadets waterboarded me using a cum-stained jockstrap to cover my face as they poured water and jacked off and had cumgasms on my face too.

Shit! I felt like I was drowning in cum!

by USAF Cadet November 4, 2020

franco gif

A franco gif is a gay porn gif depicting a hot dude with a big dick being masturbated by a machine that sucks his cock - - cumgasm after cumgasm after cumgasm.

I felt like a franco gif when my cadet roomie hooked me up to an Accu-jac and left it on, sucking me off over and over again, making me have multiple cumgasms -- and then he drank my cum!

by USAF Cadet October 16, 2020

boner bazaar

The boner bazaar is a cadet shower-room where we all see other cadets showering with morning wood.

Every time I take my morning shower, it's a boner bazaar and I can take care of any other cadet's morning wood.

by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021

french my asshole and make me cum !

french my asshole and make me cum ! is what my roomie, Matt, says to me when he wants me to rim and tongue-fuck his asshole until he has a cumgasm.

Matt often says to me "french my asshole and make me cum !" -- so I do and he really moans!

by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021

squeeze & shake

squeeze & shake is what most guys do to their dicks when they're done taking a piss.

I always squeeze & shake when I finish taking a piss so I won't get a wet spot on my pants.

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

butt-pussy

butt-pussy is a guy's asshole.

When I was a teenager, chicken-hawks were always trying to get into my butt-pussy!

by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021