USAF Cadet 's definitions

The things you do for love

The things you do for love are all the things a guy does for love is anything sexual like sucking his dick, rimming his boy-hole, letting him fuck your chute, sucking his balls, and giving him kisses anywhere.

Of all the things I do of "The things you do for love", my favorite is sucking dick!

by USAF Cadet November 14, 2020

woodie

A woodie is an insistent boner.

I often get a spontaneous woodie!

by USAF Cadet July 13, 2021

rim-suck position

The rim-suck position is the 69 position except one guy sucks dick while the other dude rims the asshole in front of him.

Matt likes me to get into the 69 position, but instead of sucking dick he rims my asshole until we both have awesome cumgasms in the rim-suck position!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

01 Aug 21

01 Aug 21 is the first day of of the month that QAnon says that tRumpty will be reinstated as President.

Well, it's 01 Aug 21 and The Donald hasn't been reinstated -- hahahahaha!

by USAF Cadet August 2, 2021

dark-gasm

A dark-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he has a cumgasm in the dark.

I stuck my dick through the glory-hole, and some young hottie sucked me off and I had an awesome dark-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

cum-pillow

A cum-pillow is a separate pillow that a guy uses to fuck something fluffy to take care of his morning wood and give himself a pillow-gasm so he doesn't get his good goose-down cum-mop cum-wet when he blows his load.

I brought my old cum-pillow from home when I came to the Academy - mine is a "Pillow-Man" cum-soaker!

by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021

cafe-au-cum

cafe-au-cum is coffee with cum

My cadet roomie, Matt, makes me cafe-au-cum after jacking off his morning wood -gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021