cumburger

A cumburger is a hamburger with a few cumshots on it.
A bunch of us cadets went camping and we grilled hamburgers, but some of them jacked off on mine

and made me eat their cumburgers!
by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021
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head-job

A head-job is a quickie jack-off that a guy does when he stands at a urinal and jacks off.
Sometimes, between classes, I just have to give myself a head-job!
by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021
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downstairs-gasm

A downstairs-gasm is a cumgasm a guy has when he has a cum-buddy stay over-night in his bedroom and the boys give pleasure-gasms to each other - a downstairs-gasm.
When I was a younger teen, I had beaucoup downstairs-gasms!
by USAF Cadet February 07, 2021
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the Edge

the Edge is the point of no return that a guy gets to when he's jacking off or getting sucked and he's ALMOST READY to cum.
Oh - oh .. ahhh... I'm on the Edge ..... I'm cumming!!!
by USAF Cadet October 24, 2020
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flaccid

flaccid is how a guy's dick gets when someone thumps his nuts with their thumb and index finger while he's jacking off, resulting in a failed orgasm
Matt thumped my nuts as I was about to cum, and my hard dick got flaccid!
by USAF Cadet October 19, 2020
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cum-gum

cum-gum is cum-flavored chewing gum.
I went to the drugstore looking for some cum-gum.
by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021
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spin-the-bottle

spin-the-bottle is a drinking game that some cadets play, where they spin a beer bottle and whoever it points to, has to chug a beer and then stick the beer-bottle neck up his boy-hole and give a blindfolded blowjob to the guys until he can guess whose dick he's sucking. The guys keep doing this if they don't have flight training the next day.
Some of the guys are coming over and we're going to play spin-the-bottle, if they don't have flight training the next day.
by USAF Cadet October 24, 2020
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