USAF Cadet 's definitions

blonde minge

blonde minge is a blonde pussy.

I have blonde pubes -- I wonder if any female cadets have blonde minge!

by USAF Cadet September 11, 2021

The Perfect Dick

The Perfect Dick is an 8", 6 1/4 diameter, circumcised high & tight, with a beautiful strawberry head that blows a big load when it has a cumgasm.

I think Matt has The Perfect Dick -- probably because it looks identical to mine!

by USAF Cadet November 19, 2020

pound your pud

To pound your pud means to jack off forcefully.

When you wake up, you often just NEED to pound your pud!

by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021

solobate

To solobate is for a guy to wrap his fingers around his dick and jack off by himself.

When I'm home alone, I solobate!

by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

marbles

marbles are a young boy's nuts.

When I was really young, I used to let other guys play with my marbles!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021

Splort!

Splort! is the sound of a guy's first spurt of spooge on the back of a urinal when he jacks off there.

I just jacked off in the gym urinal, and all I heard was Splort!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

hypno-gasm

A hypno-gasm is the cumgasm that a guy has when he's hypnotized and in a deep trance and told to suck dick and jack off, and then swallow the cum-loads or lick up the cum of all the guys present while being video-taped.

I let this cadet, don't know his name, hypnotize me, but he gave me a hypno-gasm and filmed it, so now - some of the other cadets watch it and jack off! Several want me to suck their cock like I did the dick in the video!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021