Garden-Snake-gasm

A Garden-Snake-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when another guy makes you suck his cock and swallow his thick creamy load, before he takes it out after the dude has had a cumgasm from the wriggly snake massaging his prostate.

My cadet roomie, and a friend of his held me down and inserted a Garden Snake in my bung-hole until I had a Garden-Snake-gasm while I sucked their dicks!

by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021

Tim D-gasm

A Tim D-gasm is the Dyer-gasm a guy has when he's getting his cock sucked by me, a friend of his lover, Richard, while I jacked off and had a Skip-gasm!

I used to give a Tim D-gasm to Richard's lover, and I swallowed his yummy load!

by USAF Cadet February 12, 2021

skin floutist

A skin floutist is a guy who likes to suck dick.

I'm going to smoke some dope and and get all the other skin floutists together for a concert!

by USAF Cadet August 30, 2021

sexting

sexting is sending sexually explicit text messages to someone showing things recorded on your i-Phone.

Matt likes sexting pictures of me sucking his dick, and then he sends them to other cadets!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

throat slime

throat slime is the combination of saliva and other cadets' cumgasms that I cough up after I suck the cumgasms out of their dicks.

I sucked my cadet roomie's and his friends' dicks and coughed up throat slime afterward!

by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020

dingleberries

dingleberries are small pieces of shit that stick to a guy's butt-crack hair.

A few cadets have dingleberries on their ass-cracks!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

MLK-gasm

A MLK-gasm is a jack-off and cumgasm that a guy has when he beats his meat on Martin Luther King's Birthday like I'm going to do.

Hey -- it's MLK's Birthday -- I'm going to give myself a MLK-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021