Trump-gasm

A Trump-gasm is lke his presidency ... a failed orgasm.

Moscow Mitch must have had a Trump-gasm over that!

by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020

Go fuck yourself !

Go fuck yourself ! is a command to fuck your own asshole by riding a 10" dildo stuck on the floor while you suck a guy's dick.

I lost a card game, and Matt said to Go fuck yourself ! -- and I had to screw myself on a big knobby dildo and suck his dick until he had a cumgasm down my throat!

by USAF Cadet October 03, 2021

jerk-mate

A jerk-mate is a masturbation buddy who often gets together with another guy to jack off together or jack each other off. May progress to sucking dick or fucking ass after their first cumgasm.

Other than Matt, Brad is one of my favorite jerk-mates.

by USAF Cadet June 18, 2021

Cum-Kleen

Cum-Kleen is a personal wipe that a guy can use to clean up the load he shoots all over his tits, chest, abs, and pubes when he jacks off.

I've got a box of Cum-Kleen packets to clean myself up after I blow my load.

by USAF Cadet August 16, 2021

lubing the tube

lubing the tube is what a circumcised guy does to his dick before jacking off and glazing the donut.

I'm cut high & tight, so I'm always lubing the tube before I beat my meat!

by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021

drygasm

A drygasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacked off and drained his balls 5-6 times in a row.

If you jack off enough, you eventually have a drygasm with no cum!

by USAF Cadet December 13, 2020

rimmer

A rimmer is a guy who likes to stick his tongue up another dude's asshole and give him a rim-gasm.

I love being the rimmer who sticks his tongue up Matt's asshole!

by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021