Chocolate Indian

A Chocolate Indian is a guy's big cumgasm-ready boner dipped in chocolate.
Matt shouted down the hall, " Hey Skip -- come wrap your lips around my Chocolate Indian!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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seven

seven is the number of cum-shots I usually have when I jack off and blow my load.
Yeah ... I had a seven again this morning when I jacked off.
by USAF Cadet August 01, 2021
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spooge

spooge is a thick, sticky, ivory-colored fluid that can ooze or squirt out of a guy's dick when he's jacking off.
When I was taking care of my morning wood, I squirted my spooge all over my face!
by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021
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BSBJ

A BSBJ is a blowjob a guy gets when he's stark naked
When Matt woke up this morning, I gave him a BSBJ!
by USAF Cadet March 18, 2021
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uranus

uranus is going to be fucked tonight.
by USAF Cadet November 13, 2020
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wood

wood is a guy's boner
Matt sleeps nude -- I like to suck off his morning wood!
by USAF Cadet July 01, 2021
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