double-dick jack-off

A double-dick jack-off is when a guy takes his own dick in his hand and and grasps it along with his JO buddie's cock, and then jacks them both off at the same time -- trying to cum at the same time so they can feel and see the cum-spasms spurt from one another's dicks at the same time.
Now and then, Matt likes to give us a double-dick jack-off!
by USAF Cadet June 29, 2021
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freeball-hazard

A freeball-hazard is a guy's zipper.
Zippers are definitely a freeball-hazard!
by USAF Cadet October 27, 2020
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gooey eruption

A gooey eruption is a guy's cumshot.
Sometimes I have a gooey eruption when I take care of my morning wood!
by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021
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toy-boy

A toy-boy is a cute young guy that another dude uses as a human fleshlight to give himself pleasure-gasms.
Several other cadets here at the Academy use me as a toy-boy to pleasure themselves!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ? is French for "Do you want to go to bed tonight and give each other stoned, pleasure-gasms; sno-ball them, get cum-drunk, and continue until you both have drygasms.
I asked Matt, my cadet roomie, Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ?
by USAF Cadet January 24, 2021
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back-door

A guy's back-door is his asshole.
Every night, my cadet roomie, Matt, comes to my back-door and wants me to let him in!
by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021
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Gay Bukkake

Gay Bukkake (from Japanese - meaning to splash forcefully), is a hottie being ejaculated on by seven plus guys who take turns spit-roasting him, but just before they blow their loads, they withdraw their dicks from the cum-whore's fuck-chute and blast their loads on his face, in his mouth, and down his throat which he tries to swallow.
Some cadets cornered me in the locker-room today and gave me Gay Bukkake!
by USAF Cadet January 20, 2021
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